So I found out that Monica (who had a legitimate crisis last night and didn't show) 'is uncomfortable with how much she likes me' and is reluctant to spend time with me.
Would someone please tell the women of the world to stop falling for me?? All I want is board games and cunnilingus, seriously. I know that sounds egotistical but truly, I'm tired of dating girls and having them get rocket-powered serious in a matter of weeks.
Oh, and I saw the Pixies live last week. It made my testes drop. . . . . finally.
Would someone please tell the women of the world to stop falling for me?? All I want is board games and cunnilingus, seriously. I know that sounds egotistical but truly, I'm tired of dating girls and having them get rocket-powered serious in a matter of weeks.
Oh, and I saw the Pixies live last week. It made my testes drop. . . . . finally.
Yes, I did indeed read American Gods. It was good times. "Neverwhere" still holds a place in my heart among Gaiman's books, mostly because I like the dark atmosphere of it, though American Gods is a superior story.
I think Napoleon Dynamite was funnier to me because the people I hung out with in high school where EXACTLY like that (Hell, I was probably exactly like that). Now everybody wants to go see Team America, but I'm really not too excited about that one.
BTW, congrats on the testes.