Oh for fucks sake.
I had this buddy of mine today ask me all kinds of questions about gay sex. How gross is that? Dont get me wrong. Im completely ok with whatever youve got going on.
Two girls.
Two guys.
Two girls, one guy, a photographer from Cuba, and a dead tree.
Get the picture? What Im saying is I am not a homophobe.
So why does that bother me?
One: hes a friend ... thats so like touching your brother. Ewwwww!
Two: Hes not very attractive.
Three: to my knowledge, neither one of us is really into guys.
Four: despite any sexual orientation, Im pretty content in the relationship Im in.
Thats pretty much how today went. Though. Everything had to challenge convention.
I had a customer at the shop today who was complaining that his newly installed plug and play satellite radio did not work. He cited his level of expertise with this hardware when confronting me with his troubles.
I dont know if you are familiar with these things, but they broadcast via FM to your existing car stereo. So, question one: is it turned on? um no. Question two, what channel is your radio tuned to? Ahhh thats the winner right there. You have to tune your car stereo to the corresponding channel being broadcasted by the XM tuner.
This guy says he is an expert.
BAH!
My wireless keyboard kind of blows now. I type worse on this than I did on my old MS Office keyboard. I think its the nano-second delay between my key press and the onscreen result.
I had this buddy of mine today ask me all kinds of questions about gay sex. How gross is that? Dont get me wrong. Im completely ok with whatever youve got going on.
Two girls.
Two guys.
Two girls, one guy, a photographer from Cuba, and a dead tree.
Get the picture? What Im saying is I am not a homophobe.
So why does that bother me?
One: hes a friend ... thats so like touching your brother. Ewwwww!
Two: Hes not very attractive.
Three: to my knowledge, neither one of us is really into guys.
Four: despite any sexual orientation, Im pretty content in the relationship Im in.
Thats pretty much how today went. Though. Everything had to challenge convention.
I had a customer at the shop today who was complaining that his newly installed plug and play satellite radio did not work. He cited his level of expertise with this hardware when confronting me with his troubles.
I dont know if you are familiar with these things, but they broadcast via FM to your existing car stereo. So, question one: is it turned on? um no. Question two, what channel is your radio tuned to? Ahhh thats the winner right there. You have to tune your car stereo to the corresponding channel being broadcasted by the XM tuner.
This guy says he is an expert.
BAH!
My wireless keyboard kind of blows now. I type worse on this than I did on my old MS Office keyboard. I think its the nano-second delay between my key press and the onscreen result.