Being the vaguely terrible person I am, I of course have plenty of guilty pleasures to choose from. Some are sexy, some are gross and some are just a bit weird. But the thing I would say I am constantly guilty of is eating horrendous foods.
And I dont just mean junk food, I mean NASTY food. See below, burgers with mac and cheese patties.
I'll even concoct weird things at home. Have you ever put cheese ketchup and mustard on toast and then microwaved it? I highly recommend it. Also whipped cream is great on salt and vinegar chips. Alternatively, dip the s+v chips into cream cheese.
I apologize for nothing and thank the goddess that I have great metabolism.