I ain't been around much the last couple of days, the reason being that I had to try and sort some shit out on fri and ended up driving 300+ miles in a weird Fiat hire car, most of it crawling along at 10mph in traffic on the fucking M25 in stupid amounts of pollution. Ended up feeling like total shit. But it was a good friends birthday and I had to go out with em. Ended up taking a lil something to try and pick me up and over did it quite a bit, it was a great night out and I did feel a lot better by the end of it.... which was at about 5am. When I got up though.... JESUS MOTHER OF MARY!!!! Haven't felt that fucked up and ill since I was 13yrs old. Bad case of the flu to say the least. Really shouldn't have done the pick me up last night, it made the flu even worse. I've slept about 12 hrs today and had to have a lot of ibuprofen just to get me down the stairs. It even hurt to fart! Doped myself up and feel a lot better now.
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Spencer shyly walked up to the woman behind the
counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
What type of bra?" asked the saleslady.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one
type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a
sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The
saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the
Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist
types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.