anemilee

Well.

This would have been funsies.

It also explains the cop knocking on my door yesterday..."Ma'am, we're pretty sure a dude waving a gun ran through your back yard last night....see anything?"

The best part was when the cop gave me his cop stare, you know, the one they practice, the one that says "I know everything you've ever done wrong, and if you don't give me the right answers, you will definitely, in some unspecified way, Be In Trouble. So there."
Seriously, I'd last like two seconds under interrogation.