Massive Update, Epistolary Interruption
Dear rather startled BART station residents and pedestrians,
If you were wondering why the crazy lady with the celery stalk strapped to her back like a samurai sword, forty pounds of groceries teetering on the back of her bike, and a baguette getting VERY fresh with her bum made an abrupt u-turn at the intersection, left the bike path, and zoomed through the sprinklers yelling I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT, well, dont worry. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation.
You see, I was coming back from Berkeley Bowl, which only sells extra-long celery; I had rather overestimated how much grocery I could fit on my bike; and I realized that if I turned around I would hit the sprinklers just as Total Eclipse of the Heart peaked on my ipod.
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Perfectly reasonable.
Anemilee
Dear rather startled BART station residents and pedestrians,
If you were wondering why the crazy lady with the celery stalk strapped to her back like a samurai sword, forty pounds of groceries teetering on the back of her bike, and a baguette getting VERY fresh with her bum made an abrupt u-turn at the intersection, left the bike path, and zoomed through the sprinklers yelling I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT, well, dont worry. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation.
You see, I was coming back from Berkeley Bowl, which only sells extra-long celery; I had rather overestimated how much grocery I could fit on my bike; and I realized that if I turned around I would hit the sprinklers just as Total Eclipse of the Heart peaked on my ipod.
See
Perfectly reasonable.
Anemilee