anemilee

Review, Remedy Salon in Berkeley:

That's it...from now on I'm only letting my hair be cut by a bunch of beer-swilling perfectionist lesbians. Four stars all the way!

Also, I have bangs! I will post pictures when I don't look like this (I just woke up too!):

I just bought a giant pink wig. This is the song I am singing in my head: "I've got a pink wiiii-iiiiiiiig, I've got a pink wiiiiiiii-iiiiiiig, I've got a pink WIIIIIII-IIIIIIIG and Ima stick a boat in it!"

That's right, I'm finally going to fulfill a childhood dream: http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/books/episode_detail_078.html#

It will be a lego ship with little lego men swimming for dear life again...
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I reserved my room for Sunday night in Reno.

I'm so excited I might actually EXPLODE.

TMI.

http://www.tonypotts.com/commercials/wizbiz.html

I just bought a pee funnel. I am incredibly amused, perhaps even gleeful. Now I can wear bodysuits without having to get undressed to pee! WOOT!

Best. Wedding. EVER.

The bride wore a beautiful red pre-raphaelite dress. The groom wore a skirt. They were escorted to the altar by pony-boys, and no, I'm not explaining that to you. The wedding party consisted of the bride's best friend, and the groom's AWESOME father. The priest wore a kimono and white gogo boots. The non-monogamous couple primary-ied each other (at which point I...
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Bloody hell...I wrote a blog, posted it, realized I didn't want to post it (it made me too stalkable), and now I can't take it down. Theoretically, I should replace it with something equally witty and interesting, but I'm having a total brain fart and can't think of anything.

So.

Here is a brief lesson in grammar. And believe me, you asked for it.

"Addicting"...
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I blogged!