andyass

For some reason I was thinking about miniture geniuses, and I remembered something I saw a little while ago about a 12 year old kid graduating from college(I'm not sure which one, but any collge that doesn't come in the mail is pretty impressive by my standards) It was a slow news day, so someone was interviewing him, and as expected he sounded mature for his age, albiet a little creepy. He was being a little too polite, most people who are smarter than everyone else they talk too tend to be a little agrivated for having to put up with someone who only knows how to speak with their mouth. At least that's my experience with smart people. At the end of the interview the news caster forgot he was speaking to his eventual master and overlord, and asked the standard adult to child question" So what do you want to do when you grow up?" in which the little genius replied "I want to be president" Now since this is coming from the mouth of a superior mind and not a six year old with chocolate all over his clothes, following up the word 'president' with 'of Mars', I took special notice, and got really scared. Why? Because any half way intelligent person wouldn't want that position. To be president you have to be o.k. with making decisions that eventually cost people their lives, which is why only stupid, screwed up people want the job, if you disagree with me, turn on the news and watch our current leader mispronounce all the names of the countries he wants to kill. Now thank god our presidents are really stupid, because if they weren't, a lot of damage can be done, and the fact that this little psycho actually wants the job, and is smart enough to know better, only leads me to believe that we folks, have us a evil super genius in the making on our hands.

Now I'm also a firm believer that nature has a raging hard on for balance, so since we do indeed have a future evil overlord coming upon us, we must also have a superhero somewhere out there in the making, so for the sake of humanity, somebody better be getting some radio active something spilled on some part of them somwhere in the world, giving them fantastic power's, or atleast invulnerability, so the 'super slaughter mechs' will atleast be busy enough so someone else can figure out a simple and overlooked obvious way to defeat the evil master lord, or whatever he'll be calling himself after he gets all the stupids to vote for him. Let us all pray.