Thought for Wednesday...
How cool is it to possess a penis?
I mean, seriously...it rocks. It's a piece of fleshy, multi-tasking genius.
Not that I'm at all doing vagina owners down, you understand. I've often wondered what it would be like to walk around with a shaven muff between my legs. But then I'd want my schlong back. I'd miss it. For sure. I just can't do without it.
God knows...we've had so much fun together.
So I'm going to say a little prayer for all those men out there, that for whatever reason, no longer have access to their dangly parts.
Fellas...you have my sympathies.
How cool is it to possess a penis?
I mean, seriously...it rocks. It's a piece of fleshy, multi-tasking genius.
Not that I'm at all doing vagina owners down, you understand. I've often wondered what it would be like to walk around with a shaven muff between my legs. But then I'd want my schlong back. I'd miss it. For sure. I just can't do without it.
God knows...we've had so much fun together.
So I'm going to say a little prayer for all those men out there, that for whatever reason, no longer have access to their dangly parts.
Fellas...you have my sympathies.