just thought these where funny
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Buffy,
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear God,
Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Buffy,
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear God,
Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, anonymous.
liya:
I really dislike this entire "saga", but I've seen a few good movies with Pattison. Little Ashes, for instance, wasn't so bad. There is a scene in which Pattison, who portrays young Salvador Dali, jerks off while watching his friend having sex with a woman, hahaha. I am pretty sure Twilight fans will totally enjoy that scene, lol! Did I mention there is lots of boy on boy action involving Pattison, too? 
I really love scaring the hell out of Twilight fans by mentioning some stuff that was going on in that movie 
Yep, I am a jerk like that 
I really love scaring the hell out of Twilight fans by mentioning some stuff that was going on in that movie Yep, I am a jerk like that