anddeathsmiled

yesterday i was talking to my friend and we were talking about my impending birthday and she said "dude your old your going to be 24 that's mid twentys" she is only two years younger than me mind you and when i pointed that out she said "i am only 22 thats early twentys" it shocked me how horrible that sounds twenty five is like the peek of male perfection thirty is the decent into being and old dude and you start getting round and haggard. its totally unfair women don't start getting truly golden till they get around thirty. so when i am beginning my decent into haggardom at thirty the women will only be getting better looking so fucking SAD!!!!