anbuvampyre

soo i was talking to my friend and... THIS came about... (my name is mike btw)

ANBU Vampyre: whatr u doing up?
Sambloid: nothing
Sambloid: i took a concerta today cause i had to write an essay
Sambloid: and it took me forever to masterbate
Sambloid: all four times
ANBU Vampyre: ...
Sambloid: but that also means im gonna be up
ANBU Vampyre: lol
ANBU Vampyre: arnt thoes your meds?
Sambloid: yeah
ANBU Vampyre: why do you say i took a concerta
Sambloid: but i didn't take it first thing in the morning
ANBU Vampyre: and not i took my medicine
Sambloid: causae i dont take it anymore
Sambloid: unless im gonna need it
ANBU Vampyre: and why the hell did you masterbate 4 times?
Sambloid: lol
Sambloid: nothing better to do
ANBU Vampyre: thats hilarious
ANBU Vampyre: well wait a second
Sambloid: why is getting a job out of the question
ANBU Vampyre: all 4 tgimes
ANBU Vampyre: forever
Sambloid: yeah
ANBU Vampyre: how long did it take you?
Sambloid: that was my hole day
Sambloid: idk
ANBU Vampyre: give ti to me in hours
Sambloid: longer then the usual 5-7 minutes
ANBU Vampyre: so you didnt go over an hour?
Sambloid: no
Sambloid: i think i would die
ANBU Vampyre: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
ANBU Vampyre: less than an hour was your whole day?
Sambloid: i would just stop if it took that long
ANBU Vampyre: lol i could never stop in the middle
ANBU Vampyre: i think i hav elike once in my life
Sambloid: i was egzagerating
ANBU Vampyre: idk wtf that word is
ANBU Vampyre: ohhhhh
Sambloid: sound it out
ANBU Vampyre: i wish i could record my laughing
ANBU Vampyre: and im it to you
Sambloid: lol
Sambloid: we can talk
ANBU Vampyre: lol just doesnt fit this situation
Sambloid: but i dont think it works for me
ANBU Vampyre: its like lmao + rotfl + lol = me dying
Sambloid: i can never connect
ANBU Vampyre: fuck aim connect im not laughing anymore
ANBU Vampyre: well u do know im saving this convo forever and putting it everywhere right?
ANBU Vampyre: any final words?
Sambloid: hmm
Sambloid: only that one side of my penis hurts more than the other
Sambloid: o yeah
Sambloid: and the other day
Sambloid: i was at franks with anastasia
Sambloid: and we smoked
Sambloid: ...duh
Sambloid: but afterwords i started eating peanut butter
Sambloid: and they yelled at me cause the spoon in the jar and such
Sambloid: so i scooped some out into a bowl
Sambloid: and after one spoonfull
Sambloid: i couldn't swallow
Sambloid: and i was like i need milk
Sambloid: and after i cleared my mouth enough to talk
Sambloid: i was like you know whats funny?
Sambloid: mike has warned me about this before
ANBU Vampyre: omg
ANBU Vampyre: i think i woke up my fami;ly
ANBU Vampyre: i fucking just busted out laughing
Sambloid: HAHAHA
ANBU Vampyre: i was like where is this story going?
ANBU Vampyre: and u said that
ANBU Vampyre: and i fucking laughed so hard my screen almost cracked
ANBU Vampyre: FUCKING HILAIROUS

and i also leave you with this (click here)

and there is still always this

soooo i was rubbing one out and this dust flurry like flew close to my face, so i blew it away and continued my busness, then it came back and im like wtf u stupid flurry im busy... and blew it again, well yet again it came right back, so i took my focus off the screen, to the flurry AND IT WAS A FUCKING SPIDERRRRR! so i smacked that shit some where now im afraid of where that shit is, there are SO many spiders all over i need an exterminater STAT! i flippin hate spiders