...you sat directly on the toilet seat, didn't you? Oprah did a whole show on toilo-inuteration, and if ya'd seen it, you'd know better than to be rubbin your crack all over that shit!
...so, are you just like, a seahorse or something? or like, some kind of super-evolved hermaphordite with the ability to grow the ol' milkbags on cue? either way it sounds VERY VERY HOT
...so, are you just like, a seahorse or something? or like, some kind of super-evolved hermaphordite with the ability to grow the ol' milkbags on cue? either way it sounds VERY VERY HOT