so, st. paddy definately got the best of me last night! me and my buddies oksana and jake went out to this irish neighborhood way out in woodlawn in the bronx. we went to some little dive and drank whiskey and ate free corned beef hash (well, they ate the beef, i just ate the cabbage, potatoes, and soda bread) then we went to another little pub and had guiness... I don't remember the train ride home for the most part, but apparently i was quite successful at pissing in three different train stations (i have no recolection of doing this, although it is definately something i would do) oksana and jake were impressed. This morning was not at all pleasant though, actually most of the day i've had a herrendous hangover...
So spring break just started for me, which is nice, but i honestly will be doing schoolwork most of the time... perhaps i will get laid... lately i've been queen of the happy nap (laying around and alternating between masturbating and drifting in and out of consciousness) I am ridiculously horny lately but am trying to work out a good solution. I went to Toys in Babeland with Oksana, it was very hot they had an amazing array of sex toys. It didn't help the horniness, but if i don't get laid soon at least i know what vibrator i'll buy.
So spring break just started for me, which is nice, but i honestly will be doing schoolwork most of the time... perhaps i will get laid... lately i've been queen of the happy nap (laying around and alternating between masturbating and drifting in and out of consciousness) I am ridiculously horny lately but am trying to work out a good solution. I went to Toys in Babeland with Oksana, it was very hot they had an amazing array of sex toys. It didn't help the horniness, but if i don't get laid soon at least i know what vibrator i'll buy.
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and may i also say that i fucking love pissing in train stations? and behind dumpsters, and in laundromat sinks, and......