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Reasons I justify my drinking to myself:

I need to research how to make the ultimate *insert cocktail here*
I have a headache
Something good happened so I should celebrate
Something bad happened so I need cheering up
If I drink loads then I won't take drugs instead
I'm stressed and need to relax
The liver is a muscle and needs excersise
I need a muscle relaxant = Gin
I have a Stomach upset = brandy
I have a hangover = beer
Well, I've started so....

And my new favourite:

I'm a reviewer for Fluid Style so I need to go to bars.

At last I am a professional alchoholic