Phew! What a week! The Christmas rush is on it seems. Thus I haven't been around a great deal. Anyway, enough bitching.
Christmas, and the eternal dilemma of how to get through the three days of binge drinking without verbally or physically abusing the members of your family you can't bear.
Also, the eternal dilemma of precisely what to waste your money buying them, particularly the old ones who really don't give a fuck if they never get a present ever again.
Furthermore, the remembering the dead members of your family you'd oh so quickly swap for some of the more unbearable living ones.
And finally the gritting of your teeth and the forced remembering that it is the season of good will, and the above shouldn't be in your head.
Thank fuck for northern European binge drinking culture.
Christmas, and the eternal dilemma of how to get through the three days of binge drinking without verbally or physically abusing the members of your family you can't bear.
Also, the eternal dilemma of precisely what to waste your money buying them, particularly the old ones who really don't give a fuck if they never get a present ever again.
Furthermore, the remembering the dead members of your family you'd oh so quickly swap for some of the more unbearable living ones.
And finally the gritting of your teeth and the forced remembering that it is the season of good will, and the above shouldn't be in your head.
Thank fuck for northern European binge drinking culture.
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I need to explain that I am a very disciplined person when it comes to Christmas and would never be tempted to open a present early BUT what I have received is really tempting! What's with the envelope too?! What is it?! Why does it say open the present first, then the envelope?! I'm just not sure I can wait another 10 days! Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Big kisses to you darling and thank you.
Mwah!!!!!!!!!!
xx
Yeah, there was a label which showed it was from you. I typed a message for yours only they left it off obviously
Have a good few days honey xx