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Out with the old, in with the new. Why do I always cut my hair really short in the winter? It makes no sense.

Life is good.

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libra:
hey sweety, how was the board test????
zarth:
Thanks for speaking reason to your Island Elf brothers. I spoilered an explanation for my own snark. Like I say there, maybe I'm just more used to people insulting my country because I'm an American, but it still seems somehow primitive to me to get upset over it.

I mean, we're all human beings first, right? I can't think of a single country on Earth that doesn't suck in a some way. Arguing over it is as about stupid a waste of time as I can imagine.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I appreciated your comment.
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I nabbed this off a friend's journal... It's fun though!


So far who did you talk to the most today?
Jamie, a guy who's just started working with me

What is the best name for a butler?
Cuntchops. Look, he's my Butler, I'll call him what I want...

What is the thing you are picked on most about?
My height...
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skys:
hey stranger,

happy birthday, i went to a gig at the borderline the other night and smiled as i walked by the crobar.

it was my birthday the other day started off shitty but then my friends pulled me through to having a fantastic one.

hope yours starts out great and ends great.

x
libra:
happy birthday you......how old now???? 49???

have a good one babes..

kiss kiss kiss kiss
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Just got back from five weeks in the mountains of Europe and it was sick... My liver needs a rest.

Which got me thinking. Lots of the people I know are professional athletes - OK, they're snowboarders and skiers - who you'd have thought would be the pictureof health, and I guess they kind of are.

But at the same time, they're fucking massive...
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lolliepop:
good time?x

[Edited on May 05, 2006 6:39PM]
treacle:
that you're confused about the acceptence of alcohol and sport?
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I know I'm slow and simple and everybody's probably sick to death of these things... but....

Seven things to do before I die:
1) Avoid turning into somebody who sucks
2) Buy a house
3) Move to the mountains
4) Climb the Pyramids to see if my Grandad really did carve his name on them during World War Two
6) Teach my kids...
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treacle:
I'm with ya on the following:

Seven things to do before I die:
1) Avoid turning into somebody who sucks
6) Teach my kids how to do the right things

Seven Things I Cannot Do
1) Go for 'one' pint
4) Eat seafood

Seven things I say most often
2) Fuck
6) Bollocks

lolliepop:
hows things going on your little adventure? ARRR!!!
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So... Yeah

I just got back from France and Switzerland, I was at the XBox Big Day Out (xboxbigdayout.com) which was quite ridiculous. Hampus Mossesson dig the biggest ever fronstside air (sorry, snowboarder dork).

Then after than I was at the Red Bull Hike and Ride, which is a filmakling competition. Basically, teams of two have to film and edit a four minute movie...
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Fuck me, my friend Dan Wakeham (backflipping the road in my pics) just qualified for the snowboard halfpipe at the OLYMPICS next month! He came fifth in Switzerland today, which means he's in!

First ever UK male snowboarder to attend!

I am FUCKING STOKED FOR HIM! He's just a skater kid from a council house in Plymouth who's been working summers on...
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marllee:
Thanks for commenting on my set dearie kiss

Congrats to your friend!
libra:
hi you.
thats cool about dan wakeham. about time we got over there!!!!
so whats up with you then?(or is it whazupppp?) hows things?
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So, two dyslexics are in a car. One says 'can you smell petrol?'. The other one replies 'don't be silly, I can't even spell my own name'.
ARRR!!!
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analogus:
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?
skys:
i'm moving off the dyslexic jokes as i am and i'm beginning to find tham offensive...ha ha you couldn't affend me

i'm going out tonigh to get trashed at some crap student night yay!

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb, 2 but how the fuck did they get in there?

your so lazy why don't your write on my page?
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So I finally worked out how to update the pictures and then spent half an hour calling my computer names as I tried to resize them. Bastard.
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skys:
i thought you were too much of a technoplegic to have anything else ha ha ....oh check me out!!!!

i sent you some songs there a bit random i'll send yow some more when i can be bothered!

i want more too!
skys:
oh yeah is that you in the canada shot,

your rubbish ha ha, only joking very impressive one day i might show you my signature move
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I actually don't know anyone on this site, which makes typing this feel a little weird.

Ha

ARRR!!!
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skys:
yes i'm doing something fun, i'm off on a well
> deserved holiday to new york with my folks and my
> sis.
> i was trying to remember the last time i left the
> country and i think it was 2 years ago and it was to
> the states but it was to california, arizona and
> nevada, so this time i'm going east coast baby yeah.
>
> i deserve a holiday cause i used to have a hardcore
> job where i could very rarely take holidays when i
> wanted to, let alone near christmas (no one belives
> me
> when i say hardcore job).
>
> it makes everyone sick but i get on really well with
> my folks and sis, in the last couple of years i've
> had
> no real problems with my family. my sis is 26 and my
> best mate, and my folks are so cool.
>
> i've already made the mistake of getting off with
> one
> of my best mates (who's not hideously ugly) but i've
> been his best mate since we were 14, and then i
> found
> out he was in love with me, and i broke his heart
> ..(not my fault)
>
> i will prob drink too much, but i'm on medication
> which i shouldn't drink on, but i have been, and
> it's
> the most amazing stuff, where i can get pretty
> pissed
> but not too pissed and i don't seem to have a
> hangover
> in the morning.... it's a miracle.
>
> i'm pleased with the way i am and won't be going on
> a
> diet because girls are so fucking insecure and spend
> there life trying to be perfect for boys.if a boy is
> worth it he'll like me for however i look, not some image
> dreamed
> up by some insecure knob.
>
> i like people with a personality not a perfect body.
>
> girls who look perfect are normally dull as fuck
> (exceptionto the rule is me......ha ha)
>
> don't feel like a wierdo writing your journal,
> cause
> you meet sound people like me! (that sounded really
> up
> myself..didn't mean to sound like that)
>
> christmas for me will be wierd this year though, as
> i
> called off my 4 year relationship with my boyfriend
> in
> the summer, and i won't unfortunately be spending
> christmas with him or my friends. it's a wierd
> circumstance but i def still love him and miss him,
> but it was for the best for both of us. hey sorry
> for
> going on.
>
> pirates, i went to toys r us the other day and spent
> about half an hour trying to decide whether i should
> buy a lego pirate ship for myself (it cost about
> 40)
> i'm such a geek i love pirates and also cowboys but
> thats a different story. by the way i went to the
> toy store trying to buy presents for my cousins
> kids.....i ended up leaving with a mr. frosty and a
> doodle etcher sketch type thing just for me! the
> mr.frosty was to try and make daquaries (i know that
> doesn't make me sound less childish!)
>
> i'm going back home for xmas, so london
> will
> have to go without me for a while.
>
>
> xx
>
>
> p.s there is no way you are 35! it's a big fat lie
> isn't it.
>
> if you're into bmx (i'll get the names spelling
> wrong)
> but i have a photo of me with rueban alacantera,
> jamie
> beswick, joe rich, and john taylor.
> i'll try and put it on my thing (i can't use my
> ibook,
> so don't expect too much!)
>
> p.ps boys sets fire are very dope xx

( this is the email i cut and copied it)

ARRR!!!
skys:
the crobar hey? i was there the otherday. i was hitting it hardcore. drinking sambucas (my fav thing).

i was the manager of a skate and bmx shop back home. i miss it quite a lot,

yeah yeah i know that working in a skate shop doesn't sound very hardcore but have you ever tried to get skaters or riders to do anywork. and they were incredibly lazy.. and i had to work all the time. even when i was ill, cause all the guys i worked with were lovely but complete slackers.

so i only had 2 days off at xmas. never allowed holidays they completely took advantage of me. i worked very hard.

so i decided to quit and do something which i wanted to do for the rest oh my life...bad luck cause my college is shit.

canada hey? well were you snowboarding? what were you doing, do tell.

that cowboy and pirate game sounds amazing but i thought that you talking about a different one completely, that some of my male friends play when they go off boys weekend called rodeo.

moving swiftly away from that.

i'll send you some photo's of my wal mart experditions.

being ill completely sucks cause my sense of humour has been made void by the copius amounts of drugs and vitamin c i'm taking. i'm not taking any chances, cause i'm flying on sunday.

about the meeting cool people on the internet, well you were unbeleivably lucky, i'm actually the only person on the internet who is cool. i was so bored today i went on a site called iambored.com or something, and i did a geek test ( that might of been the test that if you do the test you are automatically a geek) however i scored 6 % that i'm a geek that means 94% cool...hell yeah. i think the only reason that i didn't score higher was because i'm such a technoplegic a lot of the test was about computers and writing programs for them. and as we both know i'm pretty shit at anything technical.

of course as technoplegic is our fav word.

if there were more questions about lego pirate ships and adam sandler films and the fact i get excited about opening an advent calender that doen't have chocolate in it. i'd probably be 100% geeky.

i also found out i'll live to 76 apparently cause i do sky diving and stuff like that. i think thats a bit wierd though as i'm pretty sure i won't be sky diving in my 70's. and surely they should just give a warning to people saying stop throwing yourself off mountains, buildings, planes etc and you could probably live well into your 80's.

well i'm pretty good at blabbing on. i'm going to post this to you on your blog journal thing and send you an email. say whether you've recieved the email.

g

(skys) xx

sorry this is so long, it's the drugs. ARRR!!!