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Things about me, or alternately titled why the hell am I so bored lately meh may as well make a post *stolen from Marvel*:

I wonder if I am on Marvel's crush list?

Rather than just voting on rejected or hopefuls to get sets we should also vote on limbo girls sets so we can vote on who goes first, that way I may be able to see some *more* hot naked Sindri before I die

Name dropping is fun if used in moderation

Grindhouse has so far been my favorite movie of the past two years and is ducking it out on my top 5 list of all time, currently Planet Terror is in a cage match with Kill Bill Vol. 1 and the outcome has yet to be decided maybe after my second watching on the 30th *edit* FUCKING HELL!!! What type of theater removes this movie for Vacancy and The Condemned!!???? I had to beg my dad to agree to go watch it *only cause he hates watching things then having to drive 2hrs home* and they remove it for that SHIT! UGH! *edit*. Death Proof however is just and I mean just under Kill Bill Vol. 2 for my #1 movie of all time so I would call it movie 1.5 of all time.

I spell horrendously thank god for Mozilla so I can look like I know what the fuck I am doing.

It's funny too cause I write scripts and stuff and stories but I tend to not be able to spell at all and I used to be a spelling Bee champ in school... Microsoft Word has ruined me for life, damn that spell check program I became lazy!!! Meanwhile I never use grammar because people don't talk with grammar anymore and it's become obsolete, instead I write like I talk stream of consciousness.

Speaking of talking like that, I tend to get myself into trouble by doing that a lot especially if I am flirting cause I don't even notice, or even worse if I am nervous because I can't stop talking it's like *the word that means lost of poo in liquid form that I can't spell and mozilla refuses to find for me* of the mouth!

So I said I quit looking for a Muse... that doesn't mean she is supposed to stop looking for me

So like the open relationship is great and all... when your getting some, dammit I need to get laid more often than twice a week but I can't blame my hun she is doing her best so hot single girls reading this you know what to do.. I hope... or maybe thats why your single

*edit* this section removed due to he fact I think it gave the wrong impression. It seemed to me it made me look like I was actively trying to cause or make people do that which is not the case and maybe the term fetish was too active and I should have said fantasy that has come true on a few occasions twice completely by accident. If you haven't read it and want to know what the hell I am talking about then mail me, if you did read it earlier I hope this clears it up a bit.

I tend to talk with people about anything or everything and people seem to confide in me... I mean it's a good choice becuase I never judge *have to many issues of my own and kinks of my own to judge anyone else* and never tell anyone else... but why me? All the time nothing wrong with it im just curious?

I play WoW, EVE, Oblivion, any FF game, any RPG game period and have many friends that do... and yet when I want to relive my past and have a simple geek out night of some D&D *for which I write campaigns for (an old habit) when I have writer block* I can't get a single person to play because it's too dorky! I just think they don't like real human contact.. too bad beer, weed and D&D = fucking hilarious!

I have a movie I need to write badly but can't seem to get it out, I need some hot naked inspiration

I have 8 cats I am a Leo though I so guess they are my Pride, at least they are trained like it

I am trying to go for this career in Broadcasting for the radio specifically sports but to do that I need money because the government won't loan me any *they think I owe them medical and I don't and it's stillllllllllll being sorted out* and for that I need a job.. but we all know how that has gone lately so F that. Now I just need to sell my body for $100 a night for 10 days to some hot sexy girls and I am set... one can dream can't they?

I can't seem to spell goverment no matter how easy it is, brain moves before fingers and it comes out wrong

I miss raves was an excuse to stay up all night and dance to music I actually liked. Now I can barely dance for 2hrs straight if I am lucky. Hope some come up soon I want to go.

Oh I also have a Candy Raver fetish like a certain Drave on here, too bad the local fetish club seems to think it shouldn't count as a fetish but girls wearing angle wings bought at the $1 store do.

You ever feel like you aren't fitting into this world anymore, yeah me too, but I can't move or travel yet as I need to sell my body for a lot longer than 10 days

I want to travel for a bit at least, longest I have been is either Regina in Canada or Seattle in the states... sad I know.

The one problem with finding your true love when your young, you miss out on a lot of fun stuff your supposed to do when your young.

The one great thing about finding your true love when your young is you get to spend wayyyyy more time with them and do somethings you wouldn't be able to do otherwise .

And finally... WEBCAMS ARE FOR BOOBIES PEOPLE! Start using them as such

thats all for now folks tune in next week for more amazing adventures of Capitan Safety! and you may learn how I got that name... I will tell you this much it involves a Bong, a car that was broken down and parked in our backyard yet we thought was moving, a torch lighter, 2 8th's of weed, and a bumbling fool

Oh and Funnest thread ever! Fun FUn FUN!