The other night I was at the pub with my best friend and some of his friends, all male. For some reason we stated talking about porn, and it turned out that I had seen the most of the five of us. I used to work in an adult bookstore, and mostly because of that, I've seen more than my fair share of porn (not that I'm really complaining or anything). There is something that I just don't get about porn, and I quite like watching porn (not that I get off on it, I just like watching it...). The thing that I don't get is the money shot. Can someone explain why a girl with cum dripping off her face is hot?!?
It was kind of my fault that this whole thing started, when I started talking about waking up to someone masturbating on your face (which is a comon running conversation between said best friend and me, for various strange comic reasons) and at what point is it best to wake them up?
It was kind of my fault that this whole thing started, when I started talking about waking up to someone masturbating on your face (which is a comon running conversation between said best friend and me, for various strange comic reasons) and at what point is it best to wake them up?
Anyway, I did actually come here to talk about more stupid boy shit (noticed that my "current crush" has changed?!?) but why ruin a perfectly good post about porn and waking up with cum on your face?!?
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I`d be settling in a lot better if we had some privacy, but my lady`s son and girlfriend have moved in. I`m sure we would have made love last night if they weren`t in.
Also they have sorta changed things on us, originally they were gonna be with us a few weeks as they looked for jobs and a place to live in Brighton (it 30 miles away).
Now they have decided to start a business importing furniture from france, so they have bought a van with their deposit money and are gonna give it a go. I wish them every good thing, but it means we will have them with us for ages.
Not really what I had planned. And off course they need to talk their plans through every night as ultimately it is a scary thing they are trying to do.
I just wanna get in, have a bowl, speak to my lady, read and then sleep.
Life eh?