anadiktion

someone please offer me a job!!! i'm tired of complaining about this one!

Bowling friday night!!! I'm going lay balls in an alley!!! Sweet!

I have a crush on Ms. Maeby!!! No worries.... it's a friendly one!

I think i can smell my feet....ewww

i needa get laid! i wonder if the midnight ben & jerry's obsession is the reason for my lack of lovers...

oh...but i did finally replace my pretty pink vibrator...with a funky green one!!! and a wiggly purple thingy...fun!