To: tobiasampersand@xxx.com
From: xxxxxxx@doylezedersky.com
RE: Your affections towards Ms. Sarah Silverman
Dear Mr Ampersand,
We are writing in regard to the numerous letters you have been sending our client, Ms Sarah Silverman. While Ms. Silverman appreciates your love of her work and the time you've taken to contact her, she's requested that you cease all correspondence at this time.
Furthermore, any attempts to contact our client by any other means will result in legal action. This includes - but is not limited to - the delivery of food stuffs, kittens, and naked pictures of yourself.
If you have any questions regarding this request, please send them directly to our offices.
Kind regards
H. Zedersky
Doyle & Zedersky, LLP
