hmmm...what's happened since i last wrote...well, i saved a kitten from the pound. she's tiny and black and i think she's made out of springs. i named her haiku. i got her for my other cat dirtbike because dirtbike is getting to be this big fatass and i thought maybe she would play more and eat and sleep less if i got her someone to play with. first dirtbike tried to kill her and then today i found them curled up in a laundry basket licking eachother. after she noticed me watching dirtbike jumped up and hissed because she wants to prove she's a badass.
so this guy keeps coming in my bar and tipping me insane amounts of money. this weekend alone he tipped $60 for 2 blue hawaiians but he's tipped more than that before. he sits there and tells me how adorable i am and how he wants to take care of my every earthly desire. including material. i wish my moral fibers weren't so tightly bound or i'd take him up on it. he's bleeding rich. i have a boyfriend though. plus i'm not really attracted to him. but what i wouldn't give to have more money. obviously my dignity.
i almost ran over a cop tonight. there was this accident and the guy in front of me was going like, 5 mph being a lookie lou. so i waited til i could change lanes without running over a bunch of broken glass and started to accelerate, only going about 15-20. there was this cop in the road that i couldn't see. maybe if he wasn't wearing black i would have spotted him. the physical comedy alone was worth the scare. he did this like, jump and jog backwards in the air and waved his flashlight around wildly. i slammed on my brakes (4 wheel anti-lock, thank god) and he came up to my window. oh man i was freaked out, thinking i was in trouble. i rolled down the window and said "i am so sorry, sir. i did NOT see you." he laughed and said "you need to slow down." i realized it was the same cop that used to hang out at this gas station i worked at during graveyard shift. he was always trying to get me to go out with him. how lucky is that? and what is it with guys hitting on me at work? anyway that cop used to tell me all kinds of morbid disgusting stories. i could kick anyone's ass at a game of "what's grosser than gross?" he almost became one of those stories tonight. how ironic.
so this guy keeps coming in my bar and tipping me insane amounts of money. this weekend alone he tipped $60 for 2 blue hawaiians but he's tipped more than that before. he sits there and tells me how adorable i am and how he wants to take care of my every earthly desire. including material. i wish my moral fibers weren't so tightly bound or i'd take him up on it. he's bleeding rich. i have a boyfriend though. plus i'm not really attracted to him. but what i wouldn't give to have more money. obviously my dignity.
i almost ran over a cop tonight. there was this accident and the guy in front of me was going like, 5 mph being a lookie lou. so i waited til i could change lanes without running over a bunch of broken glass and started to accelerate, only going about 15-20. there was this cop in the road that i couldn't see. maybe if he wasn't wearing black i would have spotted him. the physical comedy alone was worth the scare. he did this like, jump and jog backwards in the air and waved his flashlight around wildly. i slammed on my brakes (4 wheel anti-lock, thank god) and he came up to my window. oh man i was freaked out, thinking i was in trouble. i rolled down the window and said "i am so sorry, sir. i did NOT see you." he laughed and said "you need to slow down." i realized it was the same cop that used to hang out at this gas station i worked at during graveyard shift. he was always trying to get me to go out with him. how lucky is that? and what is it with guys hitting on me at work? anyway that cop used to tell me all kinds of morbid disgusting stories. i could kick anyone's ass at a game of "what's grosser than gross?" he almost became one of those stories tonight. how ironic.
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Meh. I get annoyed especially when people from here get on the boards and make asses of themselves. Niiiice.
Heh.. thanks for the backup.
/soapbox