amoff

Hello my solitary reader.

I hope you are well. Pour yourself and join me by the fire.
Yesterday I was on the bus going to the dentist. As we were going through the village next to my town i saw a girl out of the window and i though 'she's quite pretty'.
Then we passed her and pulled into a stop. I turned round and was all "OH MY GOD, IT'S HERMIONE FROM HARRY POTTER!!!!"
and it was i'm not taking the piss
i heard rumours she lived around here and she went to a rugby school.

i'll continue in a moment, let me just get another glass.