I really wonder sometimes if you'll ever get tired of the same routine; working till the weekend, then drinking. It seems like such a sad excuse for life, and I think you take things for granted. I am inspired by your lack of inspiration.
My biggest fear is waking up one day and realizing I'm mediocre, and this is the single thought that drives me....
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sandman226:
I'm having really bad 80's flashbacks now. Thanks a fucking lot!
vim:
those pink pants don't look too environmentally friendly...you crazy-ass liberal.
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ryan:
can you make me one of those hockey stick thingers?
user080840832:
i like this one best.
I Will Eat Your Soul
Fuck you and your fucking pretentious "I'm going to be really healthy / stop smoking / molesting my kids / blah blah / bullshit" New Years Resolution. Everyone knows you're not going to do shit but sit on your dumb ass and do the exact same fucking thing you've been doing for the last how ever many years. I mean...
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Fuck you and your fucking pretentious "I'm going to be really healthy / stop smoking / molesting my kids / blah blah / bullshit" New Years Resolution. Everyone knows you're not going to do shit but sit on your dumb ass and do the exact same fucking thing you've been doing for the last how ever many years. I mean...
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dicey:
Haha, I know you hate me but you amuse me tremendously!
Have a happy new year!
Ps: I loathe Ipods and those stupid plastic bands as well...
Have a happy new year!
Ps: I loathe Ipods and those stupid plastic bands as well...
mathilde74:
My resolutions : not to stop smoking. 
I love your
"9: That whole "Woe is me. I'm dark and mysterious which makes me sexy" attitude."
"10: The gross misuse of the word "Burlesque" when everyone knows you're just a damn stripper, shit."
and
"2: Rich jewish girls. They're rich, they're hot, and they killed Jesus. What could be better?!"
For this
"5: AIDS. Mark my words, one day it will be trendy to have aids. Why not this year?"
You know in France for a part of very young barebakers it is trendy. sadly trendy.
I love your
"9: That whole "Woe is me. I'm dark and mysterious which makes me sexy" attitude."
"10: The gross misuse of the word "Burlesque" when everyone knows you're just a damn stripper, shit."
and
"2: Rich jewish girls. They're rich, they're hot, and they killed Jesus. What could be better?!"
For this
"5: AIDS. Mark my words, one day it will be trendy to have aids. Why not this year?"
You know in France for a part of very young barebakers it is trendy. sadly trendy.
Ahh.. nothing like going to a lab and jerking off into a cup on your lunch break.
But the fruits of my labor have sprouted and I got the results from my Post-Vasectomy Sperm Search that I'm officially sperm free! Talk about STDs.. shit if children aren't STDs I don't know what are.
So. who wants to fuck?
But the fruits of my labor have sprouted and I got the results from my Post-Vasectomy Sperm Search that I'm officially sperm free! Talk about STDs.. shit if children aren't STDs I don't know what are.
So. who wants to fuck?
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erin:
new years plans? c'mmmaaaan.
brokenbeatnik:
Merry Christmas!
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kengineer:
I won't make your plummeting birthday party. Have fun, and Happy Birthday.
OK, so my skydiving story. I jumped twice with no incidents. One of the girls I was jumping with jumped, checked her 'chute, and saw that it wasn't round. That's bad - it may mean there is a line wrapped over the top and it's not working right. So she cut it loose and deployed her reserve. She checked her reserve: not round. This seemed a little fishy, so she started doing perception checks. In a few seconds she figured out that she had lost one of the lenses from her glasses when she jumped, and her astigmatism was making the 'chutes look oblong. She cut away a perfectly good main because her glasses got wanged. Anyway, she landed safely enough.
So have fun out there, and be careful.
OK, so my skydiving story. I jumped twice with no incidents. One of the girls I was jumping with jumped, checked her 'chute, and saw that it wasn't round. That's bad - it may mean there is a line wrapped over the top and it's not working right. So she cut it loose and deployed her reserve. She checked her reserve: not round. This seemed a little fishy, so she started doing perception checks. In a few seconds she figured out that she had lost one of the lenses from her glasses when she jumped, and her astigmatism was making the 'chutes look oblong. She cut away a perfectly good main because her glasses got wanged. Anyway, she landed safely enough.
So have fun out there, and be careful.
b_complex:
I just found out what this means
))<>((
my friend you have issues
))<>((
my friend you have issues
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flux:
I was thinking about schlepping up there for it, but it looks like Christmas shopping is extra-rough this year.
fanny:
You, of course, would be more than welcome x
fear is the mind killer
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hypnogogic:
Says J. Saul Kane.
kalischild:
Nooki is the mind-killer.
I've been spending a lot of time away from the internet lately ( in relative terms.. relative meaning I spend a minimum of 8 hours a day on the internet, but not my normal 12). So many other things have been occupying my mind, like ice cream for example. I swear to god, I found the holy grail of Vegan Ice Cream parlors and to...
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sydni:
my weekend is Illmatic.
you were cute on halloween as where's waldo.
you were cute on halloween as where's waldo.
hansel:
Yep. I hear the word and I think Nas.
I am a trouble maker.
beware.
beware.
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user080840832:
bitch look at my journal
missmyla:
Post-Thanksgiving Potluck Dinner! Let me know if you can/want to come
Vegans are sexy
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fieldofdepth:
yes they are.
mnislahi:
Yes they are. So come to Italy!