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I feel like shaving my head and going skydiving over the Pacific.
arden:
please don't shave your head
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Under my sarcastic "i don't give a fuck" smartass facade, I'm the sappiest, dorkiest, retartedly hopeless romantic that you'll probably ever meet. Sometimes that's a good thing, sometimes it's just lame and I feel like an idiot.

As for the time being, I see to have worked myself up into a gigantic crush.

I spent the weekend in Seattle, riding trains back and fourth and...
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fallen1carus:
oooh girl, we have GOT to talk, i see.
bankerboy:
I saw this and thought of you:

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Decompression is just a fancy way of saying "Come down off all the drugs I did."

No wonder it doesn't apply to me.
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b_complex:
You are soo cool. I wanna be just like you when I grow up. eeek
lexie:
you are super cute kiss
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I am so sore. My whole body aches from moving and working out and running around like a crazy man.

My bike ride every day has increased by 6 times from what I was used to, so my legs are burning again, which I suppose is a good thing. I've been up at 10 AM every day, and working until about 4-5 AM to get...
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fractal:
hey love

again, I could feel you guys around me even though there were miles in between.
sydni:
I hope you're lovin' the playa right now.
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q:
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

Yeah, wumps are the best animal ever! I kept falling down at the zoo when i was looking at it. It's ....just...too... cute!
olivia:
you're so fucking vain. where are you, i want to talk to you about the maaaaaan, man.
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lemonkid:
I'm soooo shakin' in my boots waitin' fo' the Yoga Force Squad to take me out.

morgan:
Stupid me living on the wrong coast.
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"I'm like.. the Iron Chef of sex" - Me in conversation w/ Sicily today.

god damn I am hilarious.
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brokenbeatnik:
4 to 6 positions, orgasm in exactly one hour, making someone's "fish egg dreams come true"*, that's an Iron Chef of Sex.

But now I keep seeing you in the Chairman Kaga smoking jacket, biting into a yellow pepper with your hand on your jock like an 80s MC as they pan out over a legion of chefs.

And that's crazy.

*Actual Iron Chef Judge Quote
user080840832:
Your dating profile made me friggin' laugh!!!!!
You're one of a kind kiss
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Pimp niggas don't pay a dime,
I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme,
I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find"

yea. that basically sums up my life.

TRAMP HOES! god damn, too short is my hero.
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fatality:
'Like too short said, "Bitches ain't shit" ~David Banner and Lil Flip

Do you have a photo of this friend?
verandi:
ok, the crazy monkey sex was all well and good, but the kids have been asking about you and i'm running out of excuses.
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ellabella:
Sounds like a cool camp at BM. I am going with a friend.

Thanks for checking out my blog on the other side of e-land. wink
hansel:
It was the one-armed man. /lame
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We stood outside in the Mississippi rain. The humidity was so thick you could see the ripples in the air with each exhale. I felt like things might be getting better.. we were at a new school, but again I was the new kid. I've lost count at this point. Eventually you get used to starting half way through the semester and playing catch up...
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arden:
hahah I wish someone would leave me notes like that.....

WHOLE answers what do you mean?
b_complex:
I didn't see this the other day my friend. I never realized. Just remember pain helps us see the beauty of the small things. You thought me that one.
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The theme for Burningman this year is "The Psyche" as pronounced like "The psych-eeee" but every time I see it I just think "PSYCHE!" like you used to say when you faked someone out. And then i think i'm gonna get all the way out there to the desert and there's just going to be a big sign that says "PSYCHE!" and I will have...
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fractal:
you should get a Hypercolor shirt to go with your early 90s nostalgia.
ellabella:
What's your camp's scene like?