amillahhighlife

Hey! friends in NY.

I'm deejaying Sunday night @ the Tribeca Cinemas (54 Varick st. New York city) I'll be there from ten until. Free to get in. Good drinks and atmosphere. Plus my cool ass. Tell your friends bring your cohorts. lets wild out.

ARIES
Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes
don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes
them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and
they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk
is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods
fail. Aries can become belli! cose when blotto, but they will assume that
whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can
be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and
done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.


TAURUS
Drinking style Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming
for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly
intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop
inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to
employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots
and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to! say
that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will
get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is
extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.


GEMINI< /U>
Drinking style Geminis can drink without changing their behavior
much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that
it's
just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with
finesse
and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced
state of
intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic
ability to
flirt successfully (and ! uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky)
with several
people at o nce. They like to order different cocktails every round
--
repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks:
beer,
sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.


CANCER
Drinking style Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with

dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't
it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs
must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret
parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style,
Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional"
(read: weep! y when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories
(and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer.
Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor
vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.


LEO
Drinking style Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often
fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their
commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware
they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their
limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get
over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and! perhaps not with
the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when
drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish
(and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.


VIRGO
Drinking style Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto
their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to
drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking
booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They
rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the
intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they
let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As
one Virgo friend used to declare, "! I'm going to drink myself into a
low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!


LIBRA
Drinking style "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht

that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party,
mingle and
relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with
Insta-Friend
device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side
(they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work
a room.
Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in
self-control,
however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including
wearing
their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with
their best
friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely.
Oops!


SCORPIO
Drinking style Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for
they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling
till
they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like
to
drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them
see the
sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a
personality-altering
tool * though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total
obliteration.
But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant
conversationalists and dizzying flirts.
They also remember everything --
especially what you did when you were blitzed.
Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.


SAGITTARIUS
Drinking style In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze
blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many
of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink
with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the
sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?).
They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire
crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or
Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high
possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call). (Helz yeah I am lol!)


CAPRICORN
Drinking style Capricorn is usually described as practical,
steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get
left off
the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David
Bowie
and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock
star:
independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to
please.
And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But
just
like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and
they
generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the
after
party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.


AQUARIUS
Drinking style Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well
(except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward
know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more
stubborn
than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing
an
outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get
combative
* and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case.
Fortunately,
they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best
designated
drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist)
Aquarius
is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting
conversations with soused strangers while sober.


PISCES
Drinking style If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard
that
you share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor,
Liza
Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves
in the
dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build
up a
mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the
other
hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in
conversation or in
crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher
of
margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase
"addictive
personality" can be read two ways, you know.