americanzero

Hey, you can hear my bands 3 song demo at the myspace site for "the give" - that's what my new band is called

We are play at some place in Whitter on Mar 9 and we are playing at the Martini Lounge on Mar 12, remember that place on Melrose in Hollywood.

The next part is a long drawn out explanation so I am...
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I think I'm going to quit my job. It feels really weird to say, I have been working here since I was 23 (essentially all of my adult life) I have to have a talk with my employers because I promised then long ago that I would give them at least a month's notice.

I can't stand to be here anymore, I feel angery and...
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I wish I was funny, and not just funny looking...

I going to Big Bear for the first time ever!!1 Some friends bought a house there and invited us for the weekend. I am taking Monday off becasue they don't want to fight the Sunday traffic, as a consequence it's 8pm on a Friday night and I am still at work... I really need to...
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I think I feel better after that vicious tiraid... Maybe not, I guess I will have to go and put someone down so I can feel better about myself, yeah I think that'll do it!

Why is full frontal male nudity somehow considered more offensive then female?

What is it about the penis that's so...disturbing...

I know a girl who is sweet, smart, and very pretty, she epitomizes the "girl-next-door" in the best possible way. She is a stripper, and I don't know why. I want to tell her that she should strive for more, is that offensive, would I be putting her down?

Hey gang, happy new year!!! It's all staring again...
I did nothing to celebrate. I recovered from a three week visit with my parents wedging all of us in my tiny apartment (my sister was also in the mix for about a week in the middle) so we were a little wasted. The new year was rung in uneventfully but with some much needed relaxation....
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Thanksgiving was alright. We took care of these two dogs and stayed at phat crib in Brentwood Park (OJ's old neighborhood, current neighborhood of The governator and former Los Angeles Mayor Dick Reiordan) so that was cool. The Dogs followed me from room to room, shadowing my every movement and whined when I went to the bathroom and shut the door. While I was in...
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1. When I was born, I got a little turned around and can out face up (babies are supposed to come out face down) so the pubic bone raked my head and I had a hecatomb on one side that made me look like Gumby. It was the 70's so they were more then happy to give my mom demurral, I was born high and...
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I'm tryin'...
I'm tryin'...
To drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away