americanzero

So my band needs a bass player and we have be auditioning people. A guy showed up last night who, no shit, leagally changed his name to Prick Sodom, he showed up his id. His head is shave axcept for 2 spiked up horns of hair, one in the front and one in the back. His eyebrows are shaved, and he drew in a line above one and an upsidedown V over the other. He is a scrawny guy who imediately whipped off his shirt and broke out the pabst blue ribbon. He talks a mile a minute and plays bass like a bull in a china shop! Whoa! There a lot of crazy mofo's running around out there!!!