Sigh, Ive given up alcohol my friends. I came to the realization that the things that occired while I drank were not positive occurences in my life. Id often try to put a positive fear and loathing type of thinking to these events but I dont paricularly enjoy the presence of "bad Haynes" the person I turn into when i black out. Hes vulgar, and...
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abgitatz:
Happy B-Day! 
theseadog:
Happy birthday from a random person!!!
enjoy a joke if you care to:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the...
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the...
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mineux:
no. go talk to him. he isnt coming home till january. im sure he is pissed and drunk by now.
whatever. i hate my life.
whatever. i hate my life.
softspokenlies:
yeah i'm not so much scared of the next chapter i am scared that i'm gonna be stuck where i am right now... but i'm not scared of leaving people. the one person that i didn't want to leave is not talking to me anymore so i guess i don't have to worry about that. thanks for the advice on the couch!
hey look, he updated!
Anyways, I had an epiphany today. And you know what? It did hurt. So my best friend and ocassional fuck buddy, has a boyfriend, I think ive mentioned how little I care for this concept. But Ive learned a bit about this guy through phone conversations and emails from her and It struck me, this guys sounds kinda cool, but he...
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Anyways, I had an epiphany today. And you know what? It did hurt. So my best friend and ocassional fuck buddy, has a boyfriend, I think ive mentioned how little I care for this concept. But Ive learned a bit about this guy through phone conversations and emails from her and It struck me, this guys sounds kinda cool, but he...
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jamielee:
I'm waiting on a tattoo, i think, for another set.
ondyne:
Duh! heehee! I'm sitting here freakin out about kinder eggs! They are the best! Although I sort of think the FDA here might have a problem with itty bitty plastic toys inside of an edible, hollow, chocolate egg!!
[Edited on Nov 29, 2004 9:45AM]
[Edited on Nov 29, 2004 9:45AM]
Okay kids, No talk of politcs from me today I promise. Glad to see your all still with me and no one voted themselves off the island. My monkey assasination squad would have missed you. myself as well. Anyways I thought id bring you the joy of web comics today 
Just a few that i think are really funny
deisel sweeties
Scary Go Round
Sam...
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Just a few that i think are really funny
deisel sweeties
Scary Go Round
Sam...
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jamielee:
Hello! And welcome to drunk!
jamielee:
The only 'tricks' my butt is doing right now are of the unholiest in nature. The things my tookus said to me last nite, I pray, shall never be uttered again!
american_exile:
humorous Photos of the shrub
Thank you amerika. You re-elected the antichrist. Weve become a sad thing. remember when we thought of ourselves as brave individuals? What happened? One attack by Mr. oil and you give up. And yes it was the oil family that had something to do with that. all the clues point in that direction. J.F.K. said we only have to fear fear itself and you said...
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mcsassypants:
All togethor now blue states: "seccesion"
Thanks for the bday wishes...9 years closer to 40....BLEK....that is if I get there before Bush gets the US blown to bits......
Thanks for the bday wishes...9 years closer to 40....BLEK....that is if I get there before Bush gets the US blown to bits......
mnov:
Aw what a guy..... I am sorry to hear that you cold not be friends with someone who voted for the president. I do respect that view.
Fuck bush! Fuck bush! Fuck bush!
I may not even be talking about the election.
wait, yes i am.
KERRY!KERRY!KERRY!
I may not even be talking about the election.
wait, yes i am.
KERRY!KERRY!KERRY!
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erie11:
glad to hear you had a good halloween...i on the other hand sat on my couch the whole time and did homework. i didn't even shower, let alone get a costume or leave the house...yeah i'm a loser 
adaline1:
ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
!SNORT!
that's me laughing again for you
!SNORT!
that's me laughing again for you
My day didnt suck today No reason why really. Anways, I was able to pick up Cradle of Filth's new cd today. Very nice. Already i can tell ill be listening to it alot. I need the weekend to get here. im tired of workin all the time and could use some rest. Leave can not come soon enough. A month and a hlaf and...
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No reason why really. Anways, I was able to pick up Cradle of Filth's new cd today. Very nice. Already i can tell ill be listening to it alot. I need the weekend to get here. im tired of workin all the time and could use some rest. Leave can not come soon enough. A month and a hlaf and... Read More
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mcsassypants:
HappyHappyHalloweenmuhahahahah! 
ondyne:
I thought so. How was your Halloween? Hope you had as much/more fun than me!! (which would be kinda hard to do from what I've been told)
Well, Well, Well. It turns out that the financial devastation that I hinted at in my last journal may not ruin my plans for the month of december. This, my friends is a good thing. I need to go home and recharge my batteries. Seeing molly and my family again will be really refreshing. I cant wait for december 17th. 
Oh, and welcome back, adaline...
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Oh, and welcome back, adaline...
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missnani:
Not so much as tight as it is just perfect. 
ondyne:
Ha! I want to go back to Europe. My father lives in France. I've been to Germany about 2 years ago, we went to Munich, I think, or where ever the glochenspiel (sp?) thingy is.
ugh. Last week suckes so much that it was able to fuck up the rest of my entire month and maybe even future happenings in my life. Oh, well. Ive got five dollar whiskey to make it all better......
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missnani:
Let's hope not... 
roxxee:
I missed you at the Kuz. Did you have a good time? I'll be there for Halloween!
I missed you at the Kuz. Did you have a good time? I'll be there for Halloween! So I went to Mainz yesterday to finally check out this club that Roxxeekitty has been telling me about, The Kuz. Had a blast and may just have drank some absinthe. I dont think so since its illegal in germany like america. I think it was similar to the knock off i had in the states. Shame I didnt get to meet up with you...
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missnani:
I love the picture.
missnani:
man, I am having like the worst month ever.
But I'm just chillin'
lol
But I'm just chillin'
lol
This joke is kinda funny.....
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to bomb next, when his phone rang. "Hello," the voice said. "This is Paddy at the Harp Pub in Ireland, I am ringing you to say me and a couple of me mates are declaring war on you!" "Well Paddy," replied Saddam, "how big is your army"
"Well lets see there's me, my...
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Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to bomb next, when his phone rang. "Hello," the voice said. "This is Paddy at the Harp Pub in Ireland, I am ringing you to say me and a couple of me mates are declaring war on you!" "Well Paddy," replied Saddam, "how big is your army"
"Well lets see there's me, my...
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tawnya:
I haven't read that, in fact. but if what you say is true, that would be weird.
jacinda:
the girl of your dreams....wooohooo! 