Holy fucking shit.. Has anyone ever thought of installing a breathalizer onto their computer? How many drunk emails would we all have spared ourselves from writing. I have a bellyache from eating too much oreo milkshake.. ugh, oreos.... I need to cut down on all of that yucky food. I was supposed to get my nipples pierced yesterday, but I didn't feel well enough, maybe Wednesday, if I still want to by then...hmm...
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eleven26:
ha! that rules. I've written SO many stupid drunk emails that I have later regretted. what a great idea. I need one on my vocal chords too. I don't know when to shut up when i'm drunk.
sicily:
ugh...i feel the same way from easter candy...those fucking gross cadbury egg things 