1. First thing you wash in the showe r?
boobs. Theyre usually the first in. hhahahah
2. What color is your favor ite hoodi e?
Not unlike most people, the majority of my hoodies are black. I don't actually prefer one to the other, however I am liking my Bad Apple one lately, as it's loose fitting and comfy.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again ?
Every single day for the rest of my life. As long as he doesn't fuck up. BWAhahahaha
4. Do you plan outfits?
Sometimes I cant even wrap my head around getting out of my pajamas, but occasionally, I am able to throw something cute together in my mind without having to try on my entire closet first... occasionally....
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired. Stressed out about money. Excited to go bowling with my girls... and a little bit lonely since Munsy left for work... thank god for the Chachi.
6. Whats the close st thing to you thats red?
Our sheets, which I am currently lounging on.
7. Do you say aim or a- i- m?
Who the fuck says A-I-M? queer.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
"tell me" Okay, Doc... Actually it was not a very good dream. Patrick got caught banging Megans mom, and then I kicked her off a balcony. I don't think I've ever even met Megans mom. hhahaha
9. Did you meet anybody new today ?
Well, considering my day has consisted of the alarm going off, kissing Patrick goodbye, turning the computer on, and laying in bed still, Id have to say no. Unless you consider the dream about Megans mom meeting someone.
10. What are you craving right now?
Water. I don't feel so good. Sore throat and congestion.
11. Do you floss ?
Not really. ewwww. dirty mouth! CLEAN IT UP! WITH ORBITZ GUM! haha
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
DERISHUS!
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
I sent Cristina a message, that she still hasnt responded to asking her to bring Patricks brown personalized KYODT(.com) belt tonight to bowling, since he left it in her husbands car. KYODT.COM BITCHES!!!!! GET SOME.
14. Are you emotional?
Lately, very. Stress is kicking my ass.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I've danced to alot of ridiculous songs in my day, but something titled the "taco song" not only doesn't sound danceable, but makes my tummy grumble.
16. Have you ever counted to 1, 000?
Have you ever suffered a nervous breakdown? Chances are, if you have counted to 1,000 that'd be the following question.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I bite ice cream. I enjoy biting things. Like, derishus foodies, pillows, and Munsy.
18. Do you like your hair?
My hair has pretty much been exactly the same for about 13 years. So, something about it is clearly working for me. And it gets me laid. Recently we've been discussing me going back to my natural haircolor.. but I'm not 100% yet.
19. Do you like yourself?
Not only do I like myself, I am one of myself's biggest fans.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
a shit ton of them.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I friggin love it.
22. What are you listening to right now?
Just to prove how recently I woke up, I am still only listening to the whirr of the fan. I haven't turned on any music, or the tv yet.
23. How many countries have you visited?
3?
24. Are your parents strict?
My mom was pretty lax. She had her weird stipulations, but for the majority of my childhood she was working too much to really enforce any rules.
25. Would you go skydiving?
I think I might. I'd definitely board the plan thinking I was going to jump out. Wether or not I do, well, thats all left up to chance.
26. Would you go out to eat with Georg e W. Bush?
If we were eating shit sandwhiches. Then, I'd handfeed him mine. Because I love to share.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
This is such an unfair question. What have potatoes ever done to anyone, aside from be delicious?
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
The Elvis lamp has a bedazzled jumpsuit. It's a bust of Elvis thats like, life size. His face is turned toward the bed, and he watched the magic happen. Its kind of creepy sometimes.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
In a WHITE CASTLE.
30. Do you rent movie s often ?
We use netflix, and I completely get behind that shit.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class ?
Que? Boy, now I feel old.
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
No, but my good friend Eric Seay from back in the day used to be the fucking prank call master. Once, we sat at his apartment all day calling porno theaters. He'd use this Jerky Boy-esque old guy voice and ramble for fucking ever talking about how he left his prosthetic leg in their establishment in one of the booths. He'd describe it to them as being covered in synthetic hairs, and hed give them a long backstory about where the "mama" tattoo came from on the upper thigh. God, we'd be in hysterics if the clerk would ACTUALLY GO LOOK FOR IT. Good times, I say.
33. Do you own a gun?
Patrick won't let me own a gun. He says I'll go to prison. And I would.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Is this a genuine question? Are there people who can't count backwards? I guess thats a silly question to ask, Amber. COnsidering there are people who can't read FORWARDS.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
First, Amina, GoGo,HRDLes, maybe Lara, Rachel and whomever decides to come along for ladies bowling night. Then, I will come home to my Old Salt and snuggle up in the bed and maybe have drunken bowling victory sex. Just an idea.
36. Brown or white eggs?
I dont have a preference.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic ?
You know, I don't think I do.
38. Ever been on a train ?
I love trains. I find them relaxing, and a bit nostalgic in a very sexy way.
39. Ever been in love?
Honestly, I think I've experienced what I thought was love before, and definitely had very love like relationships, but until Patrick I don't think I really understood what it was. What we have is worlds apart from anything I've ever know. Aw, im so sweet.
40. Do you have a cell- phone ?
Yeah, but I forget to pay my bill constantly. hahaha And I hate my blackberry.
41. Are you too forgiving?
Yeah, I am. But I am also good at holding grudges over the same thing I forgave you for simultaneously. Sound impossible? Ask my psyche!
42. Do you use chap stick ?
When I get lizard lips, yes.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
He will be working the morning shift at the restaurant, coming home around 6, hanging out with me til I go to work. I'd wager.
44. Can you use chopsticks?
Yup. Used some last night. And Am I the only white person who gets offended when they bring you a fork without you asking? I almost said something about the equivalent of throwing drivers manuals at bad drivers, but decided against it. Sort of.
45. Ever have cream puffs ?
Is this a sexual term?
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yeah. Ashton Kutcher shouldn't be serious.
47. What was the last question you asked ?
What the hell is a cream puff.
48. What was the last CD you bough t?
Can't remember. But Patrick bought me Buena Vista Social Club and the Meters the other day when we were replacing some of the music we lost when the ipod crashed (17000 songs gone. thanks to Amina, we have almost all of it back because she always has forethought, and we don't. thank god for people who know how to back shit up.)
49. Boys or girls ?
Yes please.
50. What is your bus number for school?
Wow. This question is wrong on so many levels. Usually those who ride a school bus aren't even to high school yet. Shudder to think of the kids younger than that answering this survey... Of course, I guess the questions are quite innocent, it's just my answers that make it Adult Themed. CREAM PUFF!
51. Is your hair curly ?
Naturally, it's wavy. Patrick likes it when its wavy. I think thats a first.
52. Last time you cried ?
the other night.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
Many times. Usually, I walk into the huge stuffed fish Patrick caught thats stupidly placed in our somewhat narrow hallway. I think anyone whos come into our bedroom has run into it at least once.
54. Do looks matter?
matter? matter to the well being of the country? matter to the economy? matter to the ebb and flow of the tides? yes, they matter. hahahahaha
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Isn't it funny how to someone my age, we remember when stores, locations, people, and companies were known by their full and legal names. When JLO was Jennifer Lopez, and TI was Treasure Island, and SoCo in Austin was South Congress Ave.... Sigh, the good old days of complete thought.
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Oh big time. I enjoy slapping people. Theres pretty much nothing more humiliating then being slapped. "WHO SLAPS A MAN!" I do.
57. Favorite time of the year?
winter.
58. Favorite color ?
dont have one.
59. Are you sarcastic?
Me? No.
60. Do you have any tattoos?
Do I have any tattoos, and you asked me only moments ago what my school bus number was? Gosh.
61. The last person you held hands with?
My old salt. we sleep like that.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not if I can help it. Too distracting. but I do need to watch at least one episode of Roseanne before I sleep.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
My exes house.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 peopl e?
I DISLIKE a mothereffing shopping lists worth of people. Hate? Not really. Most of the people I dislike aren't worth me hating.
65. Do you like your life right now?
Its better than its ever been, but I always think it could get better.
66. How often do you talk on the phone ?
Literally, as little as possible
67. What is your favorite animal?
Lions.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Liquid soap for the bathroom.
69. Do you have good vision?
It is literally, perfect.
70. Can you hula hoop?
yeah, I guess. I'm no professional. But who really should be.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Yeah, sex is sex. But if you lie to me, youll pay alot worse than if you just straight out told me.
72. Do you have a job?
Yeah.
73. Can you handle the truth ?
Yes, but don't be surprised if I flip the hell out first. I eventually calm down, and appreciate the honesty.
74. What are you wearing?
my "have a coke and a smile shirt" that was a HUGE hit last night before bed. hahahahha and some yoga pants.
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Many times.
boobs. Theyre usually the first in. hhahahah
2. What color is your favor ite hoodi e?
Not unlike most people, the majority of my hoodies are black. I don't actually prefer one to the other, however I am liking my Bad Apple one lately, as it's loose fitting and comfy.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again ?
Every single day for the rest of my life. As long as he doesn't fuck up. BWAhahahaha
4. Do you plan outfits?
Sometimes I cant even wrap my head around getting out of my pajamas, but occasionally, I am able to throw something cute together in my mind without having to try on my entire closet first... occasionally....
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired. Stressed out about money. Excited to go bowling with my girls... and a little bit lonely since Munsy left for work... thank god for the Chachi.
6. Whats the close st thing to you thats red?
Our sheets, which I am currently lounging on.
7. Do you say aim or a- i- m?
Who the fuck says A-I-M? queer.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
"tell me" Okay, Doc... Actually it was not a very good dream. Patrick got caught banging Megans mom, and then I kicked her off a balcony. I don't think I've ever even met Megans mom. hhahaha
9. Did you meet anybody new today ?
Well, considering my day has consisted of the alarm going off, kissing Patrick goodbye, turning the computer on, and laying in bed still, Id have to say no. Unless you consider the dream about Megans mom meeting someone.
10. What are you craving right now?
Water. I don't feel so good. Sore throat and congestion.
11. Do you floss ?
Not really. ewwww. dirty mouth! CLEAN IT UP! WITH ORBITZ GUM! haha
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
DERISHUS!
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
I sent Cristina a message, that she still hasnt responded to asking her to bring Patricks brown personalized KYODT(.com) belt tonight to bowling, since he left it in her husbands car. KYODT.COM BITCHES!!!!! GET SOME.
14. Are you emotional?
Lately, very. Stress is kicking my ass.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I've danced to alot of ridiculous songs in my day, but something titled the "taco song" not only doesn't sound danceable, but makes my tummy grumble.
16. Have you ever counted to 1, 000?
Have you ever suffered a nervous breakdown? Chances are, if you have counted to 1,000 that'd be the following question.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I bite ice cream. I enjoy biting things. Like, derishus foodies, pillows, and Munsy.
18. Do you like your hair?
My hair has pretty much been exactly the same for about 13 years. So, something about it is clearly working for me. And it gets me laid. Recently we've been discussing me going back to my natural haircolor.. but I'm not 100% yet.
19. Do you like yourself?
Not only do I like myself, I am one of myself's biggest fans.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
a shit ton of them.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I friggin love it.
22. What are you listening to right now?
Just to prove how recently I woke up, I am still only listening to the whirr of the fan. I haven't turned on any music, or the tv yet.
23. How many countries have you visited?
3?
24. Are your parents strict?
My mom was pretty lax. She had her weird stipulations, but for the majority of my childhood she was working too much to really enforce any rules.
25. Would you go skydiving?
I think I might. I'd definitely board the plan thinking I was going to jump out. Wether or not I do, well, thats all left up to chance.
26. Would you go out to eat with Georg e W. Bush?
If we were eating shit sandwhiches. Then, I'd handfeed him mine. Because I love to share.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
This is such an unfair question. What have potatoes ever done to anyone, aside from be delicious?
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
The Elvis lamp has a bedazzled jumpsuit. It's a bust of Elvis thats like, life size. His face is turned toward the bed, and he watched the magic happen. Its kind of creepy sometimes.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
In a WHITE CASTLE.
30. Do you rent movie s often ?
We use netflix, and I completely get behind that shit.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class ?
Que? Boy, now I feel old.
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
No, but my good friend Eric Seay from back in the day used to be the fucking prank call master. Once, we sat at his apartment all day calling porno theaters. He'd use this Jerky Boy-esque old guy voice and ramble for fucking ever talking about how he left his prosthetic leg in their establishment in one of the booths. He'd describe it to them as being covered in synthetic hairs, and hed give them a long backstory about where the "mama" tattoo came from on the upper thigh. God, we'd be in hysterics if the clerk would ACTUALLY GO LOOK FOR IT. Good times, I say.
33. Do you own a gun?
Patrick won't let me own a gun. He says I'll go to prison. And I would.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Is this a genuine question? Are there people who can't count backwards? I guess thats a silly question to ask, Amber. COnsidering there are people who can't read FORWARDS.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
First, Amina, GoGo,HRDLes, maybe Lara, Rachel and whomever decides to come along for ladies bowling night. Then, I will come home to my Old Salt and snuggle up in the bed and maybe have drunken bowling victory sex. Just an idea.
36. Brown or white eggs?
I dont have a preference.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic ?
You know, I don't think I do.
38. Ever been on a train ?
I love trains. I find them relaxing, and a bit nostalgic in a very sexy way.
39. Ever been in love?
Honestly, I think I've experienced what I thought was love before, and definitely had very love like relationships, but until Patrick I don't think I really understood what it was. What we have is worlds apart from anything I've ever know. Aw, im so sweet.
40. Do you have a cell- phone ?
Yeah, but I forget to pay my bill constantly. hahaha And I hate my blackberry.
41. Are you too forgiving?
Yeah, I am. But I am also good at holding grudges over the same thing I forgave you for simultaneously. Sound impossible? Ask my psyche!
42. Do you use chap stick ?
When I get lizard lips, yes.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
He will be working the morning shift at the restaurant, coming home around 6, hanging out with me til I go to work. I'd wager.
44. Can you use chopsticks?
Yup. Used some last night. And Am I the only white person who gets offended when they bring you a fork without you asking? I almost said something about the equivalent of throwing drivers manuals at bad drivers, but decided against it. Sort of.
45. Ever have cream puffs ?
Is this a sexual term?
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yeah. Ashton Kutcher shouldn't be serious.
47. What was the last question you asked ?
What the hell is a cream puff.
48. What was the last CD you bough t?
Can't remember. But Patrick bought me Buena Vista Social Club and the Meters the other day when we were replacing some of the music we lost when the ipod crashed (17000 songs gone. thanks to Amina, we have almost all of it back because she always has forethought, and we don't. thank god for people who know how to back shit up.)
49. Boys or girls ?
Yes please.
50. What is your bus number for school?
Wow. This question is wrong on so many levels. Usually those who ride a school bus aren't even to high school yet. Shudder to think of the kids younger than that answering this survey... Of course, I guess the questions are quite innocent, it's just my answers that make it Adult Themed. CREAM PUFF!
51. Is your hair curly ?
Naturally, it's wavy. Patrick likes it when its wavy. I think thats a first.
52. Last time you cried ?
the other night.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
Many times. Usually, I walk into the huge stuffed fish Patrick caught thats stupidly placed in our somewhat narrow hallway. I think anyone whos come into our bedroom has run into it at least once.
54. Do looks matter?
matter? matter to the well being of the country? matter to the economy? matter to the ebb and flow of the tides? yes, they matter. hahahahaha
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Isn't it funny how to someone my age, we remember when stores, locations, people, and companies were known by their full and legal names. When JLO was Jennifer Lopez, and TI was Treasure Island, and SoCo in Austin was South Congress Ave.... Sigh, the good old days of complete thought.
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Oh big time. I enjoy slapping people. Theres pretty much nothing more humiliating then being slapped. "WHO SLAPS A MAN!" I do.
57. Favorite time of the year?
winter.
58. Favorite color ?
dont have one.
59. Are you sarcastic?
Me? No.
60. Do you have any tattoos?
Do I have any tattoos, and you asked me only moments ago what my school bus number was? Gosh.
61. The last person you held hands with?
My old salt. we sleep like that.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not if I can help it. Too distracting. but I do need to watch at least one episode of Roseanne before I sleep.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
My exes house.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 peopl e?
I DISLIKE a mothereffing shopping lists worth of people. Hate? Not really. Most of the people I dislike aren't worth me hating.
65. Do you like your life right now?
Its better than its ever been, but I always think it could get better.
66. How often do you talk on the phone ?
Literally, as little as possible
67. What is your favorite animal?
Lions.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Liquid soap for the bathroom.
69. Do you have good vision?
It is literally, perfect.
70. Can you hula hoop?
yeah, I guess. I'm no professional. But who really should be.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Yeah, sex is sex. But if you lie to me, youll pay alot worse than if you just straight out told me.
72. Do you have a job?
Yeah.
73. Can you handle the truth ?
Yes, but don't be surprised if I flip the hell out first. I eventually calm down, and appreciate the honesty.
74. What are you wearing?
my "have a coke and a smile shirt" that was a HUGE hit last night before bed. hahahahha and some yoga pants.
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Many times.
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45. Ever have cream puffs ?
Is this a sexual term?
...it is now, just trying to work out the context...
I could cream puff you all night.......
You can cream puff in my......