im gay for these....
1.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
I'll tell you what it's not, PIZZA ICE CREAM. Boy, thats an inside joke I Could've spared you on.
2.
Cable or Satellite?
Cable.
3.
Favorite video game?
Video games are for teenagers, tomboys, and introverts.
4.
Do you have to sleep with a fan on at night?
I do, actually. Patrick used to hate it, but he turns it on before bed now. haha, I WIN.
5.
Your feelings on global warming?
Um, it's getting hot in here.
let's take off all our clothes?
6.
Do you still have a VCR somewhere?
No, and it actually kinda sucks.
We've got a video of Patsy on Jenny jones, but it's a tape! we can't watch it!
7.
Been on a sailboat?
Set adrift on a sea of SMOOTH? Oh yeah.
OHHH YEAHHHHHH
8. Two of your best friends are fighting.
Your reaction?
watch them duke it out to the death, and then be better friends with the victor, since i'll obviously have alot more time on my hands.
9.
Home Depot or Lowes?
Lowes, But we've decided that the people inside both stores are mutants. and the people who shop at Walmart, are the people who WORK at Lowes.
10.
Beer or Hard Liquor?
Jameson. Or lately, Jack and splash of ginger, with a lemon.
11.
Best movie you've seen recently?
Im watching Deadwood, not movies.
12.
Would you walk across broken glass for $100?
No, my doctors bill would obviously equal more than 100. So, thatd be a complete wash financially.
13.
Your feelings on dolphins?
gay. especially dolphin tattoos. okay, dolphins are cool. They have orgies, and are the only other mammal that commits rape. true story. I think i've found a way to weasle that little tidbit into various other surveys, none of which asked me about dolphins. So that was an open door to orgies and rape, survey maker. pervert.
14.
Would you ever rob a bank?
If I could legally get away with it, absolutely. Watch, now im on some bank robbin' watch list. Stupid dumb amber.
15.
Do you plan out your day before it begins?
Usually. I like to know what Im doing absolutely before I put my foot outside the cover.
16.
What kind of digital camera do you have?
Weve got two. A canon and a sony.
17.
Can you fall asleep with your eyes open?
Um, no. That'd be a coma, wouldnt it? I saw someone do it once, on the real world, god that guy was a fucking mess.
18.
Winter or Summer?
Winter, Blankets and snuggles.
19. Your ex's car breaks down and they ask you for a lift.
Your response?
Sure.
20.
Your feelings on Britney?
I used to think she was smokin hot. Now, not so much. Um, I'm not big on crackheads... Anymore, anyway. HA. Actually, I feel quite bad for her. that girl needs help like bands like disturbed and godsmack need shotguns and suicide issues.
21.
Do you go to the gym regularly?
ahahahahahahha
22.
Ever play with model trains?
model trains...hmm.. no. i was born without a penis, and/or the desire to operate, travel by or know anything about trains.
23. You've just bought a new house.
What color will you paint the walls in the living room?
im partial to colors like olive, and burgundy... Patrick likes it sleek and light. So, ultimately theyd probably stay white, unless we could come to a happy medium. which im sure we could. But patrick just bought this house, and the motherfucken living room is white. so I have no business answering this question.I painted the kitchen however, and picked a pretty fantastic vintage green/blue. Cuz, I rule.
24.
Best subject in school?
English Literature. Honestly.
25.
What are your goals for this year?
Make lots of money, take patrick on a cruise, send him to be on Top Chef, not have a baby.
26.
Do you spread false rumors about people just for the hell of it?
Well, what kind of person would that make me? huh? And anyway, if that WERE indeed true, why would I tell my friends that? Duh, then the rumors wouldnt fly anymore, because I'd have documented my dishonesty for the world to see, knowing full well it could be used against me if the subject were to arise. So, as previously stated, No I don't spread rumors about my friends for the hell of it.
hahaha, or DO I!? MWAHAHAHHAHAHAA
27.
Do you consider yourself religious?
Um. No. But I'm quite into praying to whatever listens. sometimes wall fixtures. lamps. ceiling fans. random insects. and hobos. theyre all good listeners.
28.
Internet Explorer or Firefox?
I like MSN Explorer. I am raging against this questions authority.
29.
Ever play online poker?
Why would I do that? I have a life.
30.
For real money?
And not for monopoly money? AWESOME!
31. Describe the first house you lived in.
Well, The first house I lived in was the home I was brought to after my birth. Considering memories are hard to maintain throughout adulthood of your younger years, this question is awfully difficult to tackle. Let me give you my best guess.
1.) It had walls, and possibly a roof.
2.) I'd wager there were windows.
3.) Im taking a stab at this, but according to rumor my parents lived there.
32.
Do you want to kick someone in the face right now?
Oh man, Dont I always? But Baby asked me not to kick people anymore. "the foot came down" on that one.
33.
Favorite sport to watch?
Hockey and Baseball.
34. You see someone running around naked in the street.
Your reaction?
Laugh. and if close enough, give a high five. then instantly sanitize my hand, and try to shake off the crack buzz I may have contacted through touching that obvious junkie.
35.
How much syrup do you put on your waffles and/or pancakes for breakfast?
Too much. I like my food to swim.
36.
Favorite junk food?
Wendys. ice cream. and snickers.
37. Bottled water.
Yes or no?
YAY!
38.
Do you have a lot of candles in your room?
Not alot. We keep the lights on during sex. THATS hotter.
39.
Are the files in your computer well organized or all over the place?
Um half and half.
40.
Are there dogs barking in your neighborhood right now?
No. But we did think we heard someone get shot the other day. but the cops never came, so maybe we took that car backfiring a little *too* far.
41.
Where would you most like to be right now?
In babys arms. oh how I miss those loving charms. im back where i belong...back in babys arms.
42.
Do you own a sleeping bag?
No. Im not big on sleeping in bags. My day will come, im sure.
43. UFC.
Entertaining or stupid?
Entertaining as all get out.
44.
Favorite reality show?
Hmmm...... I gotta be honest here, and say I am all about ROck of Love. And now, thanks to the old man, top chef, and iron chef (which he will be going on in June. no big deal.
i'm only in love with the greatest chef in the world)
45.
What was the first CD you ever bought?
CD? hmmm... Wow..I think it was "thunderstorms" a literal cd of looping thunderstorms that put me right to sleep.
46.
Are all infomercials completely pointless?
No, they always work on me. Thats why I dont watch em.
47.
Who are you voting for in 2008?
Nunya Beeswax! running the best campaign so far.
VOTE BEESWAX 08!
48.
If money was no object, what car would you drive?
Hmm.. I dont care. whatever patrick wants. cars suck.
49.
Last 5 played songs in your Itunes playlist?
"You gave me a mountain" - Elvis Presley
"I started a joke" - The Beegees
"What a fool believes" - The Doobie Brothers
"She thinks I still care" - George Jones
"the pill" - Loretta Lynn
50.
Was this survey random enough for you?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
1.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
I'll tell you what it's not, PIZZA ICE CREAM. Boy, thats an inside joke I Could've spared you on.
2.
Cable or Satellite?
Cable.
3.
Favorite video game?
Video games are for teenagers, tomboys, and introverts.
4.
Do you have to sleep with a fan on at night?
I do, actually. Patrick used to hate it, but he turns it on before bed now. haha, I WIN.
5.
Your feelings on global warming?
Um, it's getting hot in here.
let's take off all our clothes?
6.
Do you still have a VCR somewhere?
No, and it actually kinda sucks.
We've got a video of Patsy on Jenny jones, but it's a tape! we can't watch it!
7.
Been on a sailboat?
Set adrift on a sea of SMOOTH? Oh yeah.
OHHH YEAHHHHHH
8. Two of your best friends are fighting.
Your reaction?
watch them duke it out to the death, and then be better friends with the victor, since i'll obviously have alot more time on my hands.
9.
Home Depot or Lowes?
Lowes, But we've decided that the people inside both stores are mutants. and the people who shop at Walmart, are the people who WORK at Lowes.
10.
Beer or Hard Liquor?
Jameson. Or lately, Jack and splash of ginger, with a lemon.
11.
Best movie you've seen recently?
Im watching Deadwood, not movies.
12.
Would you walk across broken glass for $100?
No, my doctors bill would obviously equal more than 100. So, thatd be a complete wash financially.
13.
Your feelings on dolphins?
gay. especially dolphin tattoos. okay, dolphins are cool. They have orgies, and are the only other mammal that commits rape. true story. I think i've found a way to weasle that little tidbit into various other surveys, none of which asked me about dolphins. So that was an open door to orgies and rape, survey maker. pervert.
14.
Would you ever rob a bank?
If I could legally get away with it, absolutely. Watch, now im on some bank robbin' watch list. Stupid dumb amber.
15.
Do you plan out your day before it begins?
Usually. I like to know what Im doing absolutely before I put my foot outside the cover.
16.
What kind of digital camera do you have?
Weve got two. A canon and a sony.
17.
Can you fall asleep with your eyes open?
Um, no. That'd be a coma, wouldnt it? I saw someone do it once, on the real world, god that guy was a fucking mess.
18.
Winter or Summer?
Winter, Blankets and snuggles.
19. Your ex's car breaks down and they ask you for a lift.
Your response?
Sure.
20.
Your feelings on Britney?
I used to think she was smokin hot. Now, not so much. Um, I'm not big on crackheads... Anymore, anyway. HA. Actually, I feel quite bad for her. that girl needs help like bands like disturbed and godsmack need shotguns and suicide issues.
21.
Do you go to the gym regularly?
ahahahahahahha
22.
Ever play with model trains?
model trains...hmm.. no. i was born without a penis, and/or the desire to operate, travel by or know anything about trains.
23. You've just bought a new house.
What color will you paint the walls in the living room?
im partial to colors like olive, and burgundy... Patrick likes it sleek and light. So, ultimately theyd probably stay white, unless we could come to a happy medium. which im sure we could. But patrick just bought this house, and the motherfucken living room is white. so I have no business answering this question.I painted the kitchen however, and picked a pretty fantastic vintage green/blue. Cuz, I rule.
24.
Best subject in school?
English Literature. Honestly.
25.
What are your goals for this year?
Make lots of money, take patrick on a cruise, send him to be on Top Chef, not have a baby.
26.
Do you spread false rumors about people just for the hell of it?
Well, what kind of person would that make me? huh? And anyway, if that WERE indeed true, why would I tell my friends that? Duh, then the rumors wouldnt fly anymore, because I'd have documented my dishonesty for the world to see, knowing full well it could be used against me if the subject were to arise. So, as previously stated, No I don't spread rumors about my friends for the hell of it.
hahaha, or DO I!? MWAHAHAHHAHAHAA
27.
Do you consider yourself religious?
Um. No. But I'm quite into praying to whatever listens. sometimes wall fixtures. lamps. ceiling fans. random insects. and hobos. theyre all good listeners.
28.
Internet Explorer or Firefox?
I like MSN Explorer. I am raging against this questions authority.
29.
Ever play online poker?
Why would I do that? I have a life.
30.
For real money?
And not for monopoly money? AWESOME!
31. Describe the first house you lived in.
Well, The first house I lived in was the home I was brought to after my birth. Considering memories are hard to maintain throughout adulthood of your younger years, this question is awfully difficult to tackle. Let me give you my best guess.
1.) It had walls, and possibly a roof.
2.) I'd wager there were windows.
3.) Im taking a stab at this, but according to rumor my parents lived there.
32.
Do you want to kick someone in the face right now?
Oh man, Dont I always? But Baby asked me not to kick people anymore. "the foot came down" on that one.
33.
Favorite sport to watch?
Hockey and Baseball.
34. You see someone running around naked in the street.
Your reaction?
Laugh. and if close enough, give a high five. then instantly sanitize my hand, and try to shake off the crack buzz I may have contacted through touching that obvious junkie.
35.
How much syrup do you put on your waffles and/or pancakes for breakfast?
Too much. I like my food to swim.
36.
Favorite junk food?
Wendys. ice cream. and snickers.
37. Bottled water.
Yes or no?
YAY!
38.
Do you have a lot of candles in your room?
Not alot. We keep the lights on during sex. THATS hotter.
39.
Are the files in your computer well organized or all over the place?
Um half and half.
40.
Are there dogs barking in your neighborhood right now?
No. But we did think we heard someone get shot the other day. but the cops never came, so maybe we took that car backfiring a little *too* far.
41.
Where would you most like to be right now?
In babys arms. oh how I miss those loving charms. im back where i belong...back in babys arms.
42.
Do you own a sleeping bag?
No. Im not big on sleeping in bags. My day will come, im sure.
43. UFC.
Entertaining or stupid?
Entertaining as all get out.
44.
Favorite reality show?
Hmmm...... I gotta be honest here, and say I am all about ROck of Love. And now, thanks to the old man, top chef, and iron chef (which he will be going on in June. no big deal.
i'm only in love with the greatest chef in the world)
45.
What was the first CD you ever bought?
CD? hmmm... Wow..I think it was "thunderstorms" a literal cd of looping thunderstorms that put me right to sleep.
46.
Are all infomercials completely pointless?
No, they always work on me. Thats why I dont watch em.
47.
Who are you voting for in 2008?
Nunya Beeswax! running the best campaign so far.
VOTE BEESWAX 08!
48.
If money was no object, what car would you drive?
Hmm.. I dont care. whatever patrick wants. cars suck.
49.
Last 5 played songs in your Itunes playlist?
"You gave me a mountain" - Elvis Presley
"I started a joke" - The Beegees
"What a fool believes" - The Doobie Brothers
"She thinks I still care" - George Jones
"the pill" - Loretta Lynn
50.
Was this survey random enough for you?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
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