amberlynn

Iconic Celebrity Moustaches

As you may or may not know, I'm quite an avid fan of entertaining forms of facial hair... A sure way to get my attention in public is to either:
a.) Have a beard.
b.) a handlebar moustache
c.) a striking resemblence to the Butcher from Gangs of New York.

in short, I loves me some mughair.
So, I'd like to use this blog to pay homage to the guys out there in tinseltown and elsewhere keeping the imperial art of bristles alive....

Albert Einstein.

This beard looks a little sad, and unkempt but such is life for a clinical genius.

Frank Zappa

Is there really a comment necessary for Frank?

Freddy Mercury

Freddy Fucking Mercury... What a terrible loss of fine moustachery.... Damn you 70s gay sex. damn you.

fuck it... since we're on musicians.. lets go ahead and include this notable nosetail...
John Oates

Sarah Smiles when you show that Maneater of a liprug, John. Salute.

Rollie Fingers

He originally grew this moustache on a bet, so the rumor goes. But 300 bucks just seems insulting with a moustache of this caliber. priceless.

John Waters

Now, i'm not too sure if Johnny Boy can grow a full on mustachio, but he gets royalty points for creativity. I would wager Divine's moustache would've thrown this lip scribble a rough beatin...

Sam Elliott

One Word: Sasperilla.

And of course, the piece' de resistance'....

SALVADOR MUTHAFUGGEN DALI


Thank you all.
And Scene.