***Disclaimer::: This is a survey, and I apologize in advance. I love doing these, so suffer. hahah.
1. Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
I love how this question was clearly formatted to intend past tense, since love is a many splendid thing...but difficult to keep your grubby mits on.
2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Hasnt everyone? I mean, unless youre a young man, and you say your mother is your best friend... then id say... well... id say... hell, I dont know what i'd say.. move out of that trailer you poor fuck.
3. Are you obsessed with someone?
If by obsessed, do you mean, i climb the tree in front of his house with xray glasses and a bag of bananas every other night?.... no... im not.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
Not having to do it!
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
I got more flavors than neopolitan ice cream....(the baskin robbins joke wouldve simply made me look whorish)
6. Name something that you would love to eat right now.
Honestly, im stuffed. Holly made meatball sandwhiches and ham and cheese crossaints... If I ate anything else I'd wager it'd bust me at the seams...
7. Did you get any compliments today?
Of course. =) some people are sweet.
8. Who were the last two people to call you?
Josh and Lee
9. If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life, what would it be?
79 degrees and sunny/windy
10. Do you steal peoples boyfriends or girlfriends?
Wow. Thats funny.
11. Are you happy?
Extremely. I am enjoying the "OCHO"(i love you peaches) tremendously.
12. Who was the last person you texted?
"Patsy"
13. Who was the last person you im'd?
Im'ing is so 98.
14. Are you moody?
Fucken A!
15. Last person you hung out with?
Josh, Holly, and the Pack.
16. Have you ever tried to get back with an ex?
These are some hard hittin questions. I mean... Fuck. You're really getting down in the grit here... Yeah, I did try to get back with an ex once... his name was NUNYA BEESWAX!
17. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
Of course. If you haven't toilet papered someone's house, have you ever truly lived?
18. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
At some point I usually do. Liquour is truth serum. And sometimes I wish Jameson came with a muzzle.
19. Have you ever gone camping?
God, I hate camping. I like being outdoors... But I don't like sleepin there. Maybe ill give it another shot this year. The OCHO is all about change.
20. Are you single or taken?
Single, and ready to mingle! hahahaah
21. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
Strangely, yes. But only once when I was 7. Why a mother would bring her 7 year old child to a nude beach, ill never know. I remember us leaving relatively quickly after my mom had a few laughs. Being the age my mom was then, currently....maybe I do see now. That shit was funny as hell. Mama always did have a great sense of humor. hahahahaah this story is odd....
22. Have you ever had a stalker?
Yes, but the non-threatening kind. just crazy.
23. Who was the last person to make you mad?
hmmm. I can't remember the last time I was mad really... I'll tell you what doesn't make me particularly happy... Viggo stepping on my broken ass foot. haha. He has injury magnets in his huge paws. Anywhere it hurts, he makes sure to squish it.
24. Thirsty?
Hell yes I am. But didnt realize it til I read this... now my mouth feels like a desert. I sure am susceptible to suggestion, aren't I?
25. Listening to music? What are you listening to?
D.A.N.C.E- Justice (MSTRKRFT remix)....such a fucking great dance song.
26. What do you do before bed?
Say my prayers.
27. Have you ever lied to your parents?
ME?! PFFFT... no.....why would I everrrrrrr do such a thing?
28. Have you ever worn your best friend's clothes?
I plead the feuf.
29. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
HAHAHAHA YES!!!!
30. Who do you miss?
The Entire Cast of The Lawrence Welk Show.
31. Where are your siblings right now?
Dellas by the ocean, and Raymonds near the river.
33. What are 5 things you did today?
a.) Spoke to Jessica.
b.) Spoke to Tricia.
c.) Ate dinner with Holly and Josh.
d.) Came home.
e.) raged against authority and choose letters over the suggested use of numbers to answer this question. HA! REBEL!
34. Last person who you called?
Tricia
35. Future kids names?
I haven't really put much thought into kids lately.
36. What are you doing tomorrow?
Getting tattooed.. and then Cathouse for Peaches birthday party.
37. Are you on a laptop or a desktop?
It's actually a late model Speak N' Spell. I put one of those sticker batteries like from the infomercials that get longer range for your cellphone on it and ever since i've had the internet.
38. What is your mood?
Elevated with a touch of Jovial
39. Is anyone jealous of you?
Im quite sure of it. somewhere.
40. When is the last time you got/gave flowers?
Hmm.. Ive never really been a flowers kind of girl. If you want to do something gentlemanly... Open my car door, dont murder pretty flowers for me... murder a bear, or a bull, or something manly. jesus!
41. Where were you 2 hours ago?
At Josh's stuffing my face with meatball sandwhich.
42. What were you doing last night?
Keeping my broke foot elevated. and watching Jane Wyman movies. She's simply fantastic. EVERYONE WATCH "LETS DO IT AGAIN"!!!!!!!!!
43. What does your hair look like right now?
Gee, the same it's looked since I was 18. I fear change.
44. Has anyone ever used you?
Im quite sure of it.
45. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
([insert uncomfortable laugh here)
46. What have you eaten today?
How many times am I going to have to mention that goddamn meatball sandwhich?
47. Is your hair naturally curly, or straight?
An unsexy combo of straight AND wavy. Itll blow your mind.
48. Who were you last in a car with?
Jesus. he always rides shotgun.
49. What are you looking forward to?
hmmm.... let me think on this right now, as theres so much to look forward to this year. What am I most looking forward to? Gee... Id have to say... MONEY. Im gonna try to make some this year. It's kind of a new thing im trying... Im really excited about it.. money... making it... ....for once..
50. What do you think about being cheated on?
I think it's a tremendous pain that noone ever really recovers from..annnnnd usually ends in one of two outcomes...
1.) never again trusting the cheater....or..possibly anyone else...
2.) cheateeee becomes the cheaterrrrrrr.
51. Any of your friends getting married?
Not to my knowledge currently... thats odd. It seems at my age, friends of mine should be getting married... ah, the modern generation. We fear marriage worse than we fear aids...
52. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I certainly hope so. It sure has all the fixins!
53. Any plans for the weekend?
Finding you, and splitting your skull like a honeydew.
hahaha!
im just kidding!
Who says that!
And in closing, I want to add this for all of you.... the death of Steve Perry's moustache. The best part, is when he pauses for a moment, as if to reflect on the many good times he and the moustache shared.....
This is a picture of me on the road with my musician parents at age 3.
1. Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
I love how this question was clearly formatted to intend past tense, since love is a many splendid thing...but difficult to keep your grubby mits on.
2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Hasnt everyone? I mean, unless youre a young man, and you say your mother is your best friend... then id say... well... id say... hell, I dont know what i'd say.. move out of that trailer you poor fuck.
3. Are you obsessed with someone?
If by obsessed, do you mean, i climb the tree in front of his house with xray glasses and a bag of bananas every other night?.... no... im not.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
Not having to do it!
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
I got more flavors than neopolitan ice cream....(the baskin robbins joke wouldve simply made me look whorish)
6. Name something that you would love to eat right now.
Honestly, im stuffed. Holly made meatball sandwhiches and ham and cheese crossaints... If I ate anything else I'd wager it'd bust me at the seams...
7. Did you get any compliments today?
Of course. =) some people are sweet.
8. Who were the last two people to call you?
Josh and Lee
9. If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life, what would it be?
79 degrees and sunny/windy
10. Do you steal peoples boyfriends or girlfriends?
Wow. Thats funny.
11. Are you happy?
Extremely. I am enjoying the "OCHO"(i love you peaches) tremendously.
12. Who was the last person you texted?
"Patsy"
13. Who was the last person you im'd?
Im'ing is so 98.
14. Are you moody?
Fucken A!
15. Last person you hung out with?
Josh, Holly, and the Pack.
16. Have you ever tried to get back with an ex?
These are some hard hittin questions. I mean... Fuck. You're really getting down in the grit here... Yeah, I did try to get back with an ex once... his name was NUNYA BEESWAX!
17. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
Of course. If you haven't toilet papered someone's house, have you ever truly lived?
18. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
At some point I usually do. Liquour is truth serum. And sometimes I wish Jameson came with a muzzle.
19. Have you ever gone camping?
God, I hate camping. I like being outdoors... But I don't like sleepin there. Maybe ill give it another shot this year. The OCHO is all about change.
20. Are you single or taken?
Single, and ready to mingle! hahahaah
21. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
Strangely, yes. But only once when I was 7. Why a mother would bring her 7 year old child to a nude beach, ill never know. I remember us leaving relatively quickly after my mom had a few laughs. Being the age my mom was then, currently....maybe I do see now. That shit was funny as hell. Mama always did have a great sense of humor. hahahahaah this story is odd....
22. Have you ever had a stalker?
Yes, but the non-threatening kind. just crazy.
23. Who was the last person to make you mad?
hmmm. I can't remember the last time I was mad really... I'll tell you what doesn't make me particularly happy... Viggo stepping on my broken ass foot. haha. He has injury magnets in his huge paws. Anywhere it hurts, he makes sure to squish it.
24. Thirsty?
Hell yes I am. But didnt realize it til I read this... now my mouth feels like a desert. I sure am susceptible to suggestion, aren't I?
25. Listening to music? What are you listening to?
D.A.N.C.E- Justice (MSTRKRFT remix)....such a fucking great dance song.
26. What do you do before bed?
Say my prayers.
27. Have you ever lied to your parents?
ME?! PFFFT... no.....why would I everrrrrrr do such a thing?
28. Have you ever worn your best friend's clothes?
I plead the feuf.
29. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
HAHAHAHA YES!!!!
30. Who do you miss?
The Entire Cast of The Lawrence Welk Show.
31. Where are your siblings right now?
Dellas by the ocean, and Raymonds near the river.
33. What are 5 things you did today?
a.) Spoke to Jessica.
b.) Spoke to Tricia.
c.) Ate dinner with Holly and Josh.
d.) Came home.
e.) raged against authority and choose letters over the suggested use of numbers to answer this question. HA! REBEL!
34. Last person who you called?
Tricia
35. Future kids names?
I haven't really put much thought into kids lately.
36. What are you doing tomorrow?
Getting tattooed.. and then Cathouse for Peaches birthday party.
37. Are you on a laptop or a desktop?
It's actually a late model Speak N' Spell. I put one of those sticker batteries like from the infomercials that get longer range for your cellphone on it and ever since i've had the internet.
38. What is your mood?
Elevated with a touch of Jovial
39. Is anyone jealous of you?
Im quite sure of it. somewhere.
40. When is the last time you got/gave flowers?
Hmm.. Ive never really been a flowers kind of girl. If you want to do something gentlemanly... Open my car door, dont murder pretty flowers for me... murder a bear, or a bull, or something manly. jesus!
41. Where were you 2 hours ago?
At Josh's stuffing my face with meatball sandwhich.
42. What were you doing last night?
Keeping my broke foot elevated. and watching Jane Wyman movies. She's simply fantastic. EVERYONE WATCH "LETS DO IT AGAIN"!!!!!!!!!
43. What does your hair look like right now?
Gee, the same it's looked since I was 18. I fear change.
44. Has anyone ever used you?
Im quite sure of it.
45. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
([insert uncomfortable laugh here)
46. What have you eaten today?
How many times am I going to have to mention that goddamn meatball sandwhich?
47. Is your hair naturally curly, or straight?
An unsexy combo of straight AND wavy. Itll blow your mind.
48. Who were you last in a car with?
Jesus. he always rides shotgun.
49. What are you looking forward to?
hmmm.... let me think on this right now, as theres so much to look forward to this year. What am I most looking forward to? Gee... Id have to say... MONEY. Im gonna try to make some this year. It's kind of a new thing im trying... Im really excited about it.. money... making it... ....for once..
50. What do you think about being cheated on?
I think it's a tremendous pain that noone ever really recovers from..annnnnd usually ends in one of two outcomes...
1.) never again trusting the cheater....or..possibly anyone else...
2.) cheateeee becomes the cheaterrrrrrr.
51. Any of your friends getting married?
Not to my knowledge currently... thats odd. It seems at my age, friends of mine should be getting married... ah, the modern generation. We fear marriage worse than we fear aids...
52. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I certainly hope so. It sure has all the fixins!
53. Any plans for the weekend?
Finding you, and splitting your skull like a honeydew.
hahaha!
im just kidding!
Who says that!
And in closing, I want to add this for all of you.... the death of Steve Perry's moustache. The best part, is when he pauses for a moment, as if to reflect on the many good times he and the moustache shared.....
This is a picture of me on the road with my musician parents at age 3.