You know, it occured to me the other day while I was driving to work...Naturally I am watching just about everything except the road. (nobody likes driving with me..for the usual reason...I spend the entire time dancing...throwing my head about...singing along..or shaking my innerseat booty...acting crazy...which, by the way is not an activity saved for the car only...I do this at home as well.)
ANYHOO...Inbetween head bobbing and hand jiving, I see a sign posted outside an old rickety dinosaur of a gaming bar off Flamingo...That reads "Smoke Free!!!". Now, Im not sure if everyone out there knows this, but Las Vegas is one of the many cities in the glorious U.S.of A, that has decidedly put an end to smoking whilst eating greasy artery clogging bar food and drinking copious amounts of alcohol available to you at any time 24 hours a day...all the while gambling your hard earned life savings away in twenty dollar bills on Double Double Video Poker, in a gaming establishment thats probably had asbestos riddled walls and roofs for countless years.... I mean..Liver Disease,Heart Attacks, Aesbestos poisoning, and self imposed suicidal financial ruin be damned, you will not blow your devil smoke into my clean air, SINNER!!!!!!!!
ANYHOO...Inbetween head bobbing and hand jiving, I see a sign posted outside an old rickety dinosaur of a gaming bar off Flamingo...That reads "Smoke Free!!!". Now, Im not sure if everyone out there knows this, but Las Vegas is one of the many cities in the glorious U.S.of A, that has decidedly put an end to smoking whilst eating greasy artery clogging bar food and drinking copious amounts of alcohol available to you at any time 24 hours a day...all the while gambling your hard earned life savings away in twenty dollar bills on Double Double Video Poker, in a gaming establishment thats probably had asbestos riddled walls and roofs for countless years.... I mean..Liver Disease,Heart Attacks, Aesbestos poisoning, and self imposed suicidal financial ruin be damned, you will not blow your devil smoke into my clean air, SINNER!!!!!!!!
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yourdaddy:
Steal from me, stab me in the back....but keep my air clean....Clean???? This town sits in a bowl.....just look outside, there is no clean air anywhere inside or out......
amberlynn:
It was meant to be sarcastic.