Yeah, so I didnt get laid. I forgot it was my mom's fucking birthday and I had to go out to dinner with her. Yeah, it's her birthday...but I honestly would much rather get laid than sit at dinner with family.
To top it off he (whom I am fucking) is leaving for Vegas Wednesday for a week. And I'm sure I won't get any tomorrow because shop hours are the death of me. Woe is me, woe is me. I just want to be fucked by that guy. That's all I'm asking. Two hours of his time. Is that too much to ask? Jesus shit.
Hey speaking of Jesus...Why do most people love him so much?
Because he's hung like this. Hahahahahhahhahahhahahahaha.
Oh that's glorious. Glorious like morning sex. You do that from behind and on the side. Spooning sort of. Then you don't have to deal with morning breath and it doesn't take much moving. At least for me. Haha.
I'm going to bed. To dream about morning sex. Because I love it.
To top it off he (whom I am fucking) is leaving for Vegas Wednesday for a week. And I'm sure I won't get any tomorrow because shop hours are the death of me. Woe is me, woe is me. I just want to be fucked by that guy. That's all I'm asking. Two hours of his time. Is that too much to ask? Jesus shit.
Hey speaking of Jesus...Why do most people love him so much?
Because he's hung like this. Hahahahahhahhahahhahahahaha.
Oh that's glorious. Glorious like morning sex. You do that from behind and on the side. Spooning sort of. Then you don't have to deal with morning breath and it doesn't take much moving. At least for me. Haha.
I'm going to bed. To dream about morning sex. Because I love it.
You sound like my dream girl.