I rewrote some Cake Lyrics, to suit what I want in a girl.
Short Skirt Long Jacket
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I want a girl who comes home happy
I want a girl who knows herself best
I want a girl with wit that cuts
And eyes that sparkle with interest
I want a girl with a sense of adventure
Who's fearless and willing
And keeps up in the sack
She's playing with her piercings
She's pulling me closer
She craves my facutly
And runs her nails down my back
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......
Short Skirt Long Jacket
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I want a girl who comes home happy
I want a girl who knows herself best
I want a girl with wit that cuts
And eyes that sparkle with interest
I want a girl with a sense of adventure
Who's fearless and willing
And keeps up in the sack
She's playing with her piercings
She's pulling me closer
She craves my facutly
And runs her nails down my back
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......
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freckle:
in-ter-est is a bit of a stretch 

mstwinkle:
I love eating cake. Win.