Hello, fair and loyal readers! Well, maybe not fair or loyal - I know you're only reading this cause you got tired of looking at porn for the next 30 seconds - but you're reading so hello.
Where have I been? Good fucking question. Dying, pretty much. Things have been going not-so-swell for me with the amusing exception of Things Having To Do With Boys which is actually going fantastically, or at least as far as I'm aware if this morning was any indication. Ahem. Anyway. So what's happened to make me so cranky? Well, within the past two weeks or so:
-I bumped a professor's car on east campus which did very little-to-no damage to my car, however caused enough of a hefty scratch on his brand new toyota to require me to make an insurance claim since I didn't have the cash to pay it outright.
-Two Thursdays ago, my own car died after filling up with gas. Turns out my ignition fuse box or whatever was d-e-d. $400 and 5 days later, it's fixed. However, I somehow had to make it to 2 classes, a work shift, a meeting, and a final without a car. This is where the awesomeness of Davin shines through and saves my sorry ass.
-That same weekend, we moved a lot of my big stuff. I realized I needed to clean off my desk so we could move it so I turned it off and started unplugging things. My computer made an internal beeping noise at me (which confused me since it was off and had never done anything like that before). A few hours later when I went to check the address for Misty's, it wouldn't start. Hooray. It is still very dead and will probably remain that way for some time. Again, Davin is saving my ass by letting me use his laptop as needed. Which is constantly since I'm an internet addict.
-Speaking of Davin, one of his clients made a very silly mistake and essentially burned down his workplace. As you can guess, this is a problem. Things are sortakinda falling into place, but nothing is certain yet. So this is kinda stressing me out but I'm doing my best to not let it get to me since at this point there's really nothing we can do.
-This past week was finals week. That's all that really needs to be said. I'm annoyed because my finals were a bit tougher than I expected (pretty sure I mixed up two verb forms on my Japanese test, left a little less than half my front page of my Spanish test blank, and got an 80 on my nutrition test which would be passable except I accidentally missed one of the quizzes because I misread the email and therefore my grade is on the possible not-passing line) and so yeah. That's all.
-Friday I think I had food poisoning from some nasty mcdonald's. I spent the entire night throwing up forcefully and other fun things associated with uncontrollable full-body contractions that aren't related to orgasms. I unfortunately still felt gross on Saturday so my attempt at going out and having fun was quickly quashed.
At this point, I am so paranoid about doing anything that it's ridiculous. I don't want to drive or ride in cars because I'm afraid of getting in an accident. I don't want to drink cause I just know I'm going to get sick and die of alcohol poisoning. Even sex mildly freaks me out because I'm afraid I'm gonna get pregnant and I really do not want to have to deal with that. (Besides, with all this other shit, I couldn't afford it.) Because on top of all of this, work hours have been massively slashed. I had 3 week-before-last (because of meetings), 2 this past week (I picked up stuff too) and 2 this week (again because of a meeting). I'm using up my vacation that I wanted to save up and cash in right before I went to Japan for extra spending money, but oh well. Bills gotta pay themselves somehow.
So yeah. You can pretty much just call me Captain Moochface right now because if it weren't for Davin hauling me around when I was carless and letting me use his computer, I'd be up shit creek without a paddle x4. And very bored. Besides, I make it up in other ways. Hopefully Murphy's Law will go bother someone else soon and I can get my shit together because this can't go on all summer. This is supposed to be the best summer ever, right?
And I think the 'new' (since I haven't logged on since my computer died) hey-your-friend-blogged feature is superneat. Saves me a lot of work.
Where have I been? Good fucking question. Dying, pretty much. Things have been going not-so-swell for me with the amusing exception of Things Having To Do With Boys which is actually going fantastically, or at least as far as I'm aware if this morning was any indication. Ahem. Anyway. So what's happened to make me so cranky? Well, within the past two weeks or so:
-I bumped a professor's car on east campus which did very little-to-no damage to my car, however caused enough of a hefty scratch on his brand new toyota to require me to make an insurance claim since I didn't have the cash to pay it outright.
-Two Thursdays ago, my own car died after filling up with gas. Turns out my ignition fuse box or whatever was d-e-d. $400 and 5 days later, it's fixed. However, I somehow had to make it to 2 classes, a work shift, a meeting, and a final without a car. This is where the awesomeness of Davin shines through and saves my sorry ass.
-That same weekend, we moved a lot of my big stuff. I realized I needed to clean off my desk so we could move it so I turned it off and started unplugging things. My computer made an internal beeping noise at me (which confused me since it was off and had never done anything like that before). A few hours later when I went to check the address for Misty's, it wouldn't start. Hooray. It is still very dead and will probably remain that way for some time. Again, Davin is saving my ass by letting me use his laptop as needed. Which is constantly since I'm an internet addict.
-Speaking of Davin, one of his clients made a very silly mistake and essentially burned down his workplace. As you can guess, this is a problem. Things are sortakinda falling into place, but nothing is certain yet. So this is kinda stressing me out but I'm doing my best to not let it get to me since at this point there's really nothing we can do.
-This past week was finals week. That's all that really needs to be said. I'm annoyed because my finals were a bit tougher than I expected (pretty sure I mixed up two verb forms on my Japanese test, left a little less than half my front page of my Spanish test blank, and got an 80 on my nutrition test which would be passable except I accidentally missed one of the quizzes because I misread the email and therefore my grade is on the possible not-passing line) and so yeah. That's all.
-Friday I think I had food poisoning from some nasty mcdonald's. I spent the entire night throwing up forcefully and other fun things associated with uncontrollable full-body contractions that aren't related to orgasms. I unfortunately still felt gross on Saturday so my attempt at going out and having fun was quickly quashed.
At this point, I am so paranoid about doing anything that it's ridiculous. I don't want to drive or ride in cars because I'm afraid of getting in an accident. I don't want to drink cause I just know I'm going to get sick and die of alcohol poisoning. Even sex mildly freaks me out because I'm afraid I'm gonna get pregnant and I really do not want to have to deal with that. (Besides, with all this other shit, I couldn't afford it.) Because on top of all of this, work hours have been massively slashed. I had 3 week-before-last (because of meetings), 2 this past week (I picked up stuff too) and 2 this week (again because of a meeting). I'm using up my vacation that I wanted to save up and cash in right before I went to Japan for extra spending money, but oh well. Bills gotta pay themselves somehow.
So yeah. You can pretty much just call me Captain Moochface right now because if it weren't for Davin hauling me around when I was carless and letting me use his computer, I'd be up shit creek without a paddle x4. And very bored. Besides, I make it up in other ways. Hopefully Murphy's Law will go bother someone else soon and I can get my shit together because this can't go on all summer. This is supposed to be the best summer ever, right?
And I think the 'new' (since I haven't logged on since my computer died) hey-your-friend-blogged feature is superneat. Saves me a lot of work.
crackclown:
Sounds like you are having a very eventful summer. Hopefully things will start looking up... Hell its not even officially summer yet is it? I don't think it is. So your summer still has a great opportunity to be the best one ever... which in any case may not be the best one ever next year that may be the case and so on and so forth. Either way I think you catch my drift. Hope things get better for you. The whole convulsions thing is never cool... unless it was the previously stated with it wasn't hehehe. 
