MP3: Ghosthustlers - "Busy, Busy, Busy"
I don't really have anything new to say, I just got tired of looking at my last journal entry.
In the past month, I've been very busy... busy with work, busy with home, and busy being beat by all of you on Facebook Scrabulous. I don't know how you jerks managed to do it, but I'm 3-11. I'm considering hiring a private scrabble tutor.
MP3: Tricky - "Makes Me Wanna Die"
Ugh, November is such a dreadful month. I hate it. I had a semi-meltdown and ordered (and later canceled) this bassinet:
Well, actually, I ordered and canceled it three times. No, I'm not pregnant, but I wish I was. How often do you find Eames-inspired baby furniture? Never, right? That's why I ordered it. After I told Mr. Alyk what I had done, he looked at me like this:
Yes, I know it was a mentally-challenged idea for a childless couple to buy baby furniture for a baby that might never materialize, BUT I WANTED IT.
Idk, it's hard to explain, and it's not really appropriate fodder for a porn site, so you know, moving on...
MP3: The Cardigans - "No Sleep"
My sleeping schedule is totally fucked, and now I go to bed around 5am every night. I hate it, but I have been very unsuccessful with my efforts to switch it up.
MP3: The Velvet Underground - "Some Kind of Love"
December 7 will be me and Mr. Alyk's 6th wedding anniversary. Isn't that bananas? After 6 years, I still meet him at the door when he gets home from work, and we haven't spent a night a part since our first date.
MP3: Joy Division - "She's Lost Control"
As first time pet owners, we've kind become bananas over Lasagna and Stroganoff. They had a bit of a tiff last month, and Stroganoff tried to bite Lasagna's ear off. It was very gross, and involved me putting on rubber gloves to squeeze pus out of Lasagna's wound. Everyone's fine now, but it was very touch and go for a moment. Well, not for Lasagna, but for me. I emailed BlueValentine at 4am to ask "For real, is he going to die?" She was nice enough not to give the I Am Sam treatment, and calmly explained that no, a bite mark will not make a cat die. So I learned something new. Oh, also new! If we stack all the ottomans in the sitting room, the cats will climb on top on them. Cats like to climb stuff. How novel!
We take photos of them all day in an effort to catch them in unflattering poses. You know, for lulz.
Oh, also, they think it's fun to crawl inside sacks, and we litterally spend hours staring at them sitting in their sacks.
Isn't that great?
Oh, and Lasagna is feeling much better.
MP3: The Raveonettes - "Aly, Walk with Me"
It seems like there were other things I had to tell you, but I can't remember now.
Oh! I know what it was. Please go read Keith's best and worst list for Music Warship. The newswire's loss is quite clearly my gain.
I don't really have anything new to say, I just got tired of looking at my last journal entry.
In the past month, I've been very busy... busy with work, busy with home, and busy being beat by all of you on Facebook Scrabulous. I don't know how you jerks managed to do it, but I'm 3-11. I'm considering hiring a private scrabble tutor.
MP3: Tricky - "Makes Me Wanna Die"
Ugh, November is such a dreadful month. I hate it. I had a semi-meltdown and ordered (and later canceled) this bassinet:
Well, actually, I ordered and canceled it three times. No, I'm not pregnant, but I wish I was. How often do you find Eames-inspired baby furniture? Never, right? That's why I ordered it. After I told Mr. Alyk what I had done, he looked at me like this:
Yes, I know it was a mentally-challenged idea for a childless couple to buy baby furniture for a baby that might never materialize, BUT I WANTED IT.
Idk, it's hard to explain, and it's not really appropriate fodder for a porn site, so you know, moving on...
MP3: The Cardigans - "No Sleep"
My sleeping schedule is totally fucked, and now I go to bed around 5am every night. I hate it, but I have been very unsuccessful with my efforts to switch it up.
MP3: The Velvet Underground - "Some Kind of Love"
December 7 will be me and Mr. Alyk's 6th wedding anniversary. Isn't that bananas? After 6 years, I still meet him at the door when he gets home from work, and we haven't spent a night a part since our first date.
MP3: Joy Division - "She's Lost Control"
As first time pet owners, we've kind become bananas over Lasagna and Stroganoff. They had a bit of a tiff last month, and Stroganoff tried to bite Lasagna's ear off. It was very gross, and involved me putting on rubber gloves to squeeze pus out of Lasagna's wound. Everyone's fine now, but it was very touch and go for a moment. Well, not for Lasagna, but for me. I emailed BlueValentine at 4am to ask "For real, is he going to die?" She was nice enough not to give the I Am Sam treatment, and calmly explained that no, a bite mark will not make a cat die. So I learned something new. Oh, also new! If we stack all the ottomans in the sitting room, the cats will climb on top on them. Cats like to climb stuff. How novel!
We take photos of them all day in an effort to catch them in unflattering poses. You know, for lulz.
Oh, also, they think it's fun to crawl inside sacks, and we litterally spend hours staring at them sitting in their sacks.
Isn't that great?
Oh, and Lasagna is feeling much better.
MP3: The Raveonettes - "Aly, Walk with Me"
It seems like there were other things I had to tell you, but I can't remember now.
Oh! I know what it was. Please go read Keith's best and worst list for Music Warship. The newswire's loss is quite clearly my gain.
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rubbersoul:
Sorry, I guess I didn't go back far enough when I was catching up on the Warship today. I've been outta the loop with Xmas and whatnot. Speaking of which, I hope you, the mister and your pasta-themed felines had a merry one. Did he buy you diamonds and furs?
smuffy:
I'm working new year's eve and new year's day. 