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• I found a dead skunk on my front walk way.




Uh, I live in what I guess would be considered a very urban area--mixed zoning and subways and roads and all that shit--but for some reason, we have little woodland creatures all up in our hood. I guess that's kind of quaint in a Country Mouse/City Mouse kind of way, but this week it became absolutely tragic. I found this on in front of our door:



Why on earth a skunk would come to die on my walk way, I have no clue, but I took it as a sign that I'm a bad person.

I wanted to take a photo of the dead skunk, but I had just watched '28 Weeks Later,' and to be perfectly honest, I was highly concerned that I might be dealing with a zombie skunk, so I kept my distance.


• I made money off the misfortune of others.


Thank you, Lindsay Lohan, for being an addict with sub-par car-jacking skills. I made 5x my normal amount of advertising revenue from your unfortunate antics.




• I ate another goat cheese truffle.




Stop judging me.


• I had conversations about you with Cocoabutter.




Cocoabutter: I'd rather be porked by [blank] than eat [blank]'s fur.

Aly: If you die before me, I'm going to read those words at your funeral.


• I fell in love.


I want to be on Terry from Reno: 911.




• I only listened to old music.


Umkay.

Siouxsie and the Banshees - "Hong Kong Garden"

Gang of Four - "Natural's Not In It"

Buzzcocks - "Ever Fallen In Love"

The Cardigans - "Pikebubbles"

Diana Ross - "I'm Coming Out"

Jane Birkin - "Lolita Go Home"

The Slits - "Love Und Romance"

P.S. Dear Boston posse: Smuffy and I are having lunch at Pho Pasteur on August 12. Hit one of us up if you're going to tag along.