alyeska

I'm drinking beerrrrr
I told Dad I'd stop by the liquor store and check for some Drink By because Falling Rock was tapping a keg of it today so we THOUGHT it was released today. Nooooooope.
But some hot fucking guy that looks like my favorite non-hockey playing Canadian male, Jonathan Scott, told me to try these other two IPAs.

So I did.
After being upset and angry with myself because I haven't dropped below 203 for almost 5 days.

ANYWAYS

shit is whack yo.

I have picturessssss for youuuuuu















LOOK ITS MY BUTT.

Welp. I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy the only beer I'll have this entire month and think about all the dirty things I would do to Jagr.
Seriously. HOLY. SHIT. The way he looks in Black and Gold when he smiles....

I'm also going to think about how much I can't stand CHL tendies.


byeeeeee xox