alyeska

How My Day Went/Is Going:

1) Wake up to Bryzly stepping on my throat
2) Take dogs out to shit
3) Make coffee
4) Text "Paolo"
5) Turn on Archer on Netflix
6) Get turned on by the same things that turn on Cheryl
7) Text Reekie about possible threesome with two people I follow on twitter
8) Start sexting "Paolo"
9) Continue watching Archer
10) Continue sexting
11) More Archer
12) Masturbate......twice
13) Reheat leftover wings
14) Eat said wings while watching more Archer
15) Cuddle Bryzly and wonder why "Paolo" isn't talking to me
16) MORE ARCHER
17) Take dogs out again and miss "Paolo" some more
18) Notice giant zit above lip that is too painful to remove
19) EVEN MOAR ARCHER
20) Realize the Coyotes don't play till tomorrow
21) Start writing a really boring and lackluster blog

And now I'm about to:
1) Put on pants
2) Brush my teeth
3) Apply eyeliner
4) Go to gas station for smokes and dr pepper
5) Go to liquor store for a bottle of Wild Turkey 101
6) Come home
7) Look up plane tickets and depress myself
8) THE REST OF ARCHER
9) Maybe a skype date

Ok thanks
bye.

Aly