Sort of a mini-update tonight. I took a phone order last night that was really just the most simultaneously frustrating and amusing thing I've done in awhile. I'm going to try as hard as I can to transcribe it accurately:
*phone ringsat work, I pick up*
Me - "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut would you like to hear our special?"
Customer - ".....Yes."
Me - "We have a large 1-topping twisted crust pizza for $10.99 or you can make it cheesy for $1 more."
Customer - "....Do you sell a cheesy twisted crust pizza?"
Me - ".........I'm fairly certain that's exactly what I just told you about."
Customer - ".....Oh. How much?"
Me - "
. $11.99."
Customer - "Is that the one on the tv?"
Me - "I'm not sure. I don't watch tv. Considering that it's our current special, most likely yes."
Customer - "Is that pan crust?"
Me - "No. It's twisted crust."
Customer - "Do you have large pizzas?"
Me - "Yes. In pan dough, even."
Customer - "How much is a large pizza?"
Me - "With what on it?"
Customer - "Pepperoni."
Me - "$15.59."
Customer - "How much are two mediums?"
Me - "Ummm....$12.59 for the first one and $7 for the second one."
Customer - "How much?"
Me - "$12.59 plus $7. So, like, $21.50 or something? Are you doing delivery or carry-out?" Oh yes. I can add like whoa at work.
Customer - "Hang on......"
*five minutes of muffled chatter on the other end of the phone*
Customer - "Carry-out."
*I get his name and stuff.*
Me - "Alright, what would you like?"
Customer - "Cheesy twisted crust."
Me - " Do you want garlic or marinara dipping sauce?"
Customer - "No."
Me - "No dipping sauce?"
Customer - "....Pepperoni."
Me - "Yes, but do you want garlic or marinara dipping sauce?"
Customer - "Is that on the pizza?"
Me - "No, it's dipping sauce. To dip the crust in."
Customer - ".....What wa the first one?"
Me - "Garlic."
Customer - "Yeah, okay."
Me - "Do you want anything else with that?"
Customer - "No."
Me - "Alright, it's $11.99 and will be ready in about 25 minutes."
Customer - "Okay. How many minutes?"
Me - "About 25."
Customer - "Okay."
*click*
When he showed up to get his pizza he turned out to be 12 or so.
*phone ringsat work, I pick up*
Me - "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut would you like to hear our special?"
Customer - ".....Yes."
Me - "We have a large 1-topping twisted crust pizza for $10.99 or you can make it cheesy for $1 more."
Customer - "....Do you sell a cheesy twisted crust pizza?"
Me - ".........I'm fairly certain that's exactly what I just told you about."
Customer - ".....Oh. How much?"
Me - "
. $11.99."
Customer - "Is that the one on the tv?"
Me - "I'm not sure. I don't watch tv. Considering that it's our current special, most likely yes."
Customer - "Is that pan crust?"
Me - "No. It's twisted crust."
Customer - "Do you have large pizzas?"
Me - "Yes. In pan dough, even."
Customer - "How much is a large pizza?"
Me - "With what on it?"
Customer - "Pepperoni."
Me - "$15.59."
Customer - "How much are two mediums?"
Me - "Ummm....$12.59 for the first one and $7 for the second one."
Customer - "How much?"
Me - "$12.59 plus $7. So, like, $21.50 or something? Are you doing delivery or carry-out?" Oh yes. I can add like whoa at work.
Customer - "Hang on......"
*five minutes of muffled chatter on the other end of the phone*
Customer - "Carry-out."
*I get his name and stuff.*
Me - "Alright, what would you like?"
Customer - "Cheesy twisted crust."
Me - " Do you want garlic or marinara dipping sauce?"
Customer - "No."
Me - "No dipping sauce?"
Customer - "....Pepperoni."
Me - "Yes, but do you want garlic or marinara dipping sauce?"
Customer - "Is that on the pizza?"
Me - "No, it's dipping sauce. To dip the crust in."
Customer - ".....What wa the first one?"
Me - "Garlic.
"
Customer - "Yeah, okay."
Me - "Do you want anything else with that?"
Customer - "No."
Me - "Alright, it's $11.99 and will be ready in about 25 minutes."
Customer - "Okay. How many minutes?"
Me - "About 25."
Customer - "Okay."
*click*
When he showed up to get his pizza he turned out to be 12 or so.
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