_DictionaryGirl_ tagged me for this survey, damn her, so to appease the hottness I'll do it. But I'll spoiler it, because it's bound to be somewhat dull.
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Seven things I want to do [s]before I die[/s] at some point, because I'm too awesome for death:
1) Emigrate to the place I've been having visions of since I was 14 and build the dwelling I'm supposed to build there.
2) Finish the stained glass windows for the aforementioned dwelling. Finish all of my unfinished projects, since we're on the topic.
3) Attend fashion school so that I may possess a piece of paper that says I can do what I can, obviously, do.
4) Have a banyan tree.
5) Design my own knits. I don't want to be a pattern slave forever.
6) Get all the body modifications I want to get, including a boob smallerfication, retractable claws, and a fully functioning tail. Yes, I want a tail. You want to fight about it or something?
7) Become fluent in all of the languages that interest me.
Seven things I can not do:
1) Crochet. Crochet is my mortal fucking enemy.
2) Play DDR as fast as I feel I should be able to. When parts of you like to jiggle in opposite directions all the time it makes for less-than-excellent DDR performance.
3) Speak French convincingly. My accent is so atrocious Americans laugh at me. Americans.
4) Find clothing that fits me well. This happens when you're 4 or 5 different standard sizes at any given time.
5) DVDA.
6) Eat meat without being sick a couple of hours later. Or eggs. Or milk. Yes, I drink soymilk. Blow me.
7) Finish all of my projects. >__<
Seven things that attract me to [s]Canada San Diego[/s] this part of Oregon:
1) Rain.
2) The low cost of living.
3) Salmon and Dungeness crab. Mmmmmm seafood.
4) It's a bloody rainforest! HOW FRIKKIN' AWESOME IS THAT?!
5) There's really not very many people here. This is good because I'm a misanthrope. A friendly one, yes, but still a misanthrope.
6) Did I mention that it's a rainforest? I mean, I can walk out into the woods in the summer and pick mushrooms. Wild mushrooms. And berries. Mushrooms and berries and there are so many ferns and dear god it's beautiful here.
7) The warmest it ever gets here is mid-80s. And it never snows. Mmmmm temperate zone. ^_^
Seven things I say most often:
1) So's your face!
2) Anything about your mom (i.e. "no, Your mom," "that's what your mom said," and "yeah, that's what I told your mom when I was porking her last night!")
3) I know.
4) Que?
5) Random bits of Japanese/French/Spanish.
6) You wanna fight about it/take this outside?!
7) Indeed.
Seven books (or series) that I love:
1) I'm not going to list every single book by Jeff Noon.
2) Or Tom Robbins.
3) Good Omens by Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman.
4) Jaqueline Carey's Kushiel trilogy.
5) The Book of the Secrets.
6) Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid
7) Anything by Katherine Neville.
Seven movies I watch over and over again:
1) Secretary, duh.
2) Pretty much any comic book movie.
3) Queen of the Damned. Shut up.
4) The Princess Bride.
5) Bram Stoker's Dracula. Again, shut up.
6) Ginger Snaps.
7) Underworld.
8) 10th Kingdom.
Seven People chosen at random to take this:
1) Considering how
2) out of the loop
3) I am,
4) there will most likely
5) be nobody left
6) to take this
7)after me.
