alsana

Hi! I'm the village idiot, I dont' speak your language or anyone elses in this town. Sometimes I go whole days where the only words I utter are "falafel" and "beer"
Whatever, I have so much work to do it's best I don't talk. Uh yeah every day I say I will work on that thesis/artist statement for graduation and I look at naked SG girls, talk on ichat, read, watch films, dance, do yoga, cut my hair, cook, take walks with beer, fuck around on myspace and your tube... EVERYthing but.
today is the due day and I've only scratched the surface... but I write best under pressure for some reason.
Anyhow, I'm on a health kick, I let myself get pretty pudgy during grad school and I was drinking quite a bit too. I want to head into "the real world" (ie no more student loans to live off of and a hell of a big tuition bill to pay) in good strong health so I'm doing yoga/dance/pilates something every day. By the time I get home I should be fit to perform again and work out a a teaching plan yaaay!
OH and my myspace account was hacked and then sold to a 19year old douchebag football player! I needed that to promote my ebay auctions, the launch of my SG set and so much other shit. We're working on getting it back but for now feel free to harrass and threaten this kid and be sure to say he can email the login info to you or me (allybratt@yahoo.com) Maybe if enough of my fans give him shit he'll cave, he is just a dumb rich college kid after all... who the fuck spends money on shit like that?
Heres the link... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=124407