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I needed a new about me for myspace and it somehow came out in a litttle fairy tale (but its all true!).

Once upon a time there was a girl who was always changing her mind about who and what she wanted to be. After quitting nursing school and getting an estheticians license, only to discover she didnt like ripping peoples hair out by the roots, she met the Internet. A magical space, where she could be everything and everyone at once and hair was photoshoped off rather than ripped. She built multiple identities and enjoyed creating images to go with the various roles she played. She realized this was an art form and what she really wanted to be was an artist. So, she went to the snottiest art institution in allllllll the land and convinced them her genius deemed her worthy of the title Master. She spent her summers traveling the world, following various threads of artists that existed in the very same web upon which she perched her creations. Though highly stimulating, these travels caused great loneliness and self-introspection. While feeding a family of swans through a cloud of smoke on a houseboat in Amsterdam, she began to wonder about love. She remembered a long lost friend who she had previously date raped in a whiskey driven rampage. He had a lovely cock and now perhaps he has grown into a complete man, she thought. The swans thanked her for supper and went on their way. The next evening the swan family was passing in the canal and she invited them for a meal in exchange for their company once more. Every night she fed the family and soon they began to bring other bird friends who she fed as well. All the birds in all the canals of Amsterdam began to know of the sorrowful girl who exchanged food for friendship and a gentle ear. But alas she had to leave her bird friends and return to a harsh life within the confines of the evil art institution. Even with thousands of friends on her myspace account she felt isolated and misunderstood. Finally she remembered one of those 17,873 myspacers was the same long lost friend she had yearned for the night she met the swans. So once again, she utilized the magical web now spun around her and arranged an official date. Veggie Thai food and hot sake led to a late night viewing of Cheerleader Massacre. Despite her intense lust for cheerleaders and blood, they were no competition for the years of pent up passion she had been harboring for the miraculous cock. After multiple delights she realized the wish she had made that first smoky night to the hungry swans of Holland had been granted. For he was now a man and this time it wasnt rape, it was love. Soon they will farm bunnies and harvest Lilly Bells grounded in the earth of real space while her cyborgian alter egos continue to walk the morphing strands of virtual reality. The moral of this story is to always put out. whether it's food for a hungry neighbor or sex with your hot friends, be generous and your wishes will come true.