alphamale

I'm not sure that I understand what's going on here... I live damn near in the center of Portland and I can only get 2 TV stations.

If I were a ConspiracyFreak, I would say it was 'The Man' trying to keep me uninformed to what he's been doin to the world.

Maybe I should pray for good reception; " OoOoOoOoHh, MightyJagerMonkey, Please bless my TV and let it be healed from all that is evil. Amen." That's right, I worship a Jagermeister swilling Chimpanze. He always has time to listen to me but unfortunately whenever I ask him for things all he ever gives me is a bottle of Jager or a bannana. It's a good thing I like both

I've thought about getting cable but I just can't bring myself to order it. Am I really missing anything or should I just continue to Pray to The Mighty Jagermonkey?