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Friday Feb 28, 2003

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This one's for you elisabeth:

SPECIAL REPORT:
Apparently the dishes in the sink are refusing to support my civil embargo on the closet, which is now under the control of rebel forces that are calling themselves "The Clorox coalition". If I can manage to convince the TV and the Computer to support me, I may still be able to reign supreme.
elisabeth:
Hehe. Awesome smile
Feb 28, 2003
mistersatan:
Just look out for the microwave- I hear that bitch has been talkin' shit about you behind your back.
Mar 1, 2003

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