alphamale

I think I may have gotten the upper hand on my laundry but I'm pretty sure there's a band of rebels hiding in the closet. The rebels themselves are nothing that I would really worry about, just a bunch of clothes from the late 80's and early 90's. But I understand their leader is an old Tennis shoe and If memory serves me, That was one tough old shoe. It might be a while before I'm able to fully defeat this "Rag-tag" bunch angry clothes. Tomorrow I will announce (to the rest of my apartment) a civil embargo on the closet. I will bring down that shoe no matter what it takes!! Do you hear me Shoe? You're going down!!!!

Okay...clearly I have issues here.