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Thursday Feb 27, 2003

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MisterSatan, you rule. I read you're profile and I don't think I've ever heard of a sexual position called "The SpeedWeiner shuffle". I'm not interested in a personal lesson but If you have any reading material or perhaps some diagrams that would be great. The only foreseeable problem is that I don't think I could stop laughing long enough to get it up. smile
morgan:
but man, you have to understand the problem with leaving the seat up. It's not at all an issue of neatness. Imagine going to the bathroom in the middle of the night...you're sleepy, barely awake, but you gotta pee. You sit down and *SPLASH*. Your ass falls through the seat because you're skinny enough to actually fall down there (most girls are). I once got STUCK that way, my hips are kinda sharp and wide like that.

THAT'S why it's horrible to leave the seat up. At leat that second under seat, if that's what you're talking about.
Feb 27, 2003
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Welcome to the site :-)
Feb 27, 2003

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