MisterSatan, you rule. I read you're profile and I don't think I've ever heard of a sexual position called "The SpeedWeiner shuffle". I'm not interested in a personal lesson but If you have any reading material or perhaps some diagrams that would be great. The only foreseeable problem is that I don't think I could stop laughing long enough to get it up.

THAT'S why it's horrible to leave the seat up. At leat that second under seat, if that's what you're talking about.
Welcome to the site :-)